What have you found in your food?

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:59 am

but the outer carriage has to be changed, and i need a list or assurance of the secret ingredients not being animal. and then i'll be over for lunch. i like dark beers.

Post by **Prebe** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:27 am

I assume (without knowing) that the casing must have been something other that the original sheeps stomach. The secret ingredients are only spice (I have never heard of an animal spice).

Dark beer is a must for haggis

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:46 am

Eurk. compressed pig parts, called "wursts", are high on my list of ickies. The Germans may have beer and the autobahn, but as for snausages, they have the WRONG idea. *shudder*

Post by **Rincewind** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:30 am

chedderwurst says youre wrong turyia

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:34 am

I haven't read anything posted here.
It might be a lovely thread that would change my life for the better if I read it.
BUT I just want to say that the very title of this thread makes me want to puke!

Merry Christmas.

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:44 am

The Good Doctor Lemley wrote:Eurk. compressed pig parts, called "wursts", are high on my list of ickies. The Germans may have beer and the autobahn, but as for snausages, they have the WRONG idea. *shudder*

But the intestinal lining casings are what keep in all the tasty juices!Remember never ever pierce your sausages while cooking lest you let out any of the delicious cholesterol and saturated fats.YUM!

Post by **Cail** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:20 pm

I've eaten Scottish food. Even when the right stuff is in there, it's nasty. You've got to remember, most Scottish food is based on a dare.

Back in the early 90s, I was an area manager for a Little Caesar's franchise. I was sent to a store to relieve a manager of her duties, and I knew it wouldn't be a pleasant experience......

-A quick aside. When pizza sauce is made, it's mixed in a big metal vat called a Berkle. IIRC, we mixed 8 gallons of tomato sauce at once, along with all the various other ingredients. Once the stuff was mixed up, it got poured into large plastic containers, which were rotated over to the food line. A batch of sauce would be used up on a busy Friday night.

.....So I went in to fire this woman. She was back making sauce, preparing for a busy night. I pulled her into the office, explained what was up, and let her go. She handled it much better than I thought she would. She needed a moment to compose herself, I went back out into the store. A few minutes later, she came out of the office, finished her batch of sauce, put it away, and left.

I was relieved there was no confrontation. So I stayed there that night to help the store through a busy Friday. 'Round about 10pm, I went into the walk-in cooler to grab another container of sauce. I came out, took the lid off, and dumped it into a fresh container. Sometimes, if the sauce isn't completely mixed, there's lumps in it. I saw a lump, grabbed the ladle to mix it in, and to my shock and horror (especially since I had eaten pizza for dinner that night), found a feminine hygene product, complete with string, in the sauce.

I have never vomited that violently before or since.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:37 pm

Cail wins.

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:01 am

The county health department shut down one of the fast food restaurants a few years ago.

Teen aged male employees were caught

Spoiler

adding male emissions to the secret sauce.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:45 am

happened to a Dunkin Donuts in New Hampshire when I lived there.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 5:26 am

duchess of malfi wrote:The county health department shut down one of the fast food restaurants a few years ago.

Teen aged male employees were caught
Spoiler
adding male emissions to the secret sauce.

Oh god... I thought that was an urban legend! *hurk*

Post by **duchess of malfi** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:01 am

We had this string of ugly things happen in area restaurants over the space of a few years. That was one.

Grossness warnings!!!

A guy in Jackson murdered his wife. He happened to own a little Mexican restaurant called Kip's Taco (spelling? -- might have been Kit's Taco...). The cops caught up with him as he was

Spoiler

sending her body through the meat grinder. As far as I know, no customers were affected by that vile act.

A guy in Toledo, Ohio murdered his wife. He headed up the freeway towards Ann Arbor and

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dropped off parts of his poor wife at various places in town including one of her feet at one of the McDonalds.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:15 am

inmates tell me that years ago an inmate took a poo in the main course. the inmates beat him badly for this.

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:35 am

*Mod senses tingle, or is that just an unpleasant urge to vomit?*

NASSY!!!!

Post by **Warmark** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:54 am

sgtnull wrote:inmates tell me that years ago an inmate took a poo in the main course. the inmates beat him badly for this.

Awful, Awful, Awful.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:03 am

i shall start a thread one day for outstanding inmate postings. the things i have seen and heard.

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:06 am

sgtnull wrote:i shall start a thread one day for outstanding inmate postings. the things i have seen and heard.

Ever notice any missing vegetable oil or crisco?Thats all I am going to say.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:18 am

we sell small tubes of vaseline in the inmate commissary. for chapped lips. and after awhile, many inmates don't need that much anyway.

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What have you found in your food?