The Comedians Thread

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 3:03 am

Dennis Miller! Ha!

That guy! Anybody see his HBO special come on tonight? It was awesome! Here's some of the stuff I recall he said:

Dennis said they should click "refresh" on the Constitution; made a comment about how crazy it was folks making all these interpretations of the Amendments: for example, the Second Amendment, "The right to bear arms", might have meant the right to wear sleeveless shirts!

And then he said that "abortion" was too depressing a word, so he said a better substitute would be "ovarian mulligan!"

At the end of the show he came out with a real live caribou on a leash--something to do with a joke he said earlier about the environmentalists caring more about caribou than people.

And then my favorite:

He said how it was funny folks were suing McDonalds and not the child molesters. He was like, "Why is it America's so obsessed with being fit? Last country was Germany in 1942, and that didn't turn out too well

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Post by **Vain** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:15 am

Your avatars are cracking me up

There's some dissonance between the name Lord Foul and Pikachu and now the jumping one

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:14 pm

I know! I looked at Pikachu and I thought--isn't he such a cute Corruption!

Post by **Biff** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:02 am

HIT “ALT” & THE “F4” BOTTONS AT THE SAME TIME… HIT THEM LIKE 5 TIMES IN A ROW.

Now that's comedy!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:57 am

I did told some newbies in a Star Wars video game that once, when they asked how to get "a dual lightsaber". It was on a multi-player server. I said, "You press Alt-F4."

<So-and-so disconnected>

Got about 8 or so of those messages!

Post by **Biff** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:16 am

I go to Pogo games, and such, I pop in and say this:

WOW, that was cool!!! Last month I played Pogo’s NEW FREE JACKPOT SPIN promotional and won $250.00. I figured I would never get a check, but guess what?!? I just got it in today’s mail!!! They took out for taxes, but it’s still free cash!!! It was easy too, TRY IT TODAY!!! Just hit “Alt” + “F4” and watch it go!!! GOOD LUCK!!!

LOL, then just watch the room empty...

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 9:56 am

My favorite comedians: Greg Proops and Denis Leary.

Post by **Biff** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:01 am

I gotta give props to Tim Conway

Post by **Infelice** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:18 am

Have I mentioned Jim Carrey, Jerry Lewis, Jerry Seinfeld and theres a couple of Aussie guys too.......Graham Kennedy, and Jimeoin.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:21 am

Infelice wrote:Have I mentioned Jim Carrey, Jerry Lewis, Jerry Seinfeld

Nope, never heard of 'em! Bill Hicks is probably my favorite comedian, with George Carlin a distant 2nd.

Post by **Infelice** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:31 am

Lord Foul wrote:
Infelice wrote:Have I mentioned Jim Carrey, Jerry Lewis, Jerry Seinfeld
Nope, never heard of 'em! Bill Hicks is probably my favorite comedian, with George Carlin a distant 2nd.

You need to get out more LF

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:16 pm

Confucius say:

Sarcasm eludes you like a badly fired slingshot! Some would say that one who knows not of Bill Hicks or George Carlin must needs get out more.

Post by **danlo** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:55 pm

With ur sense of humor I thought 4 sure that Sam Kennison would b ur fav LF!

I like Robin Williams, Margaret Cho, Dennis Miller, Eddie Murphy and Dennis Leary. (I was tempted 2 say Gallagher instead of Kennison, but thought that might make u blow a fuse!

) I aslo like Hicks, but didn't he just die?

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:01 pm

I think he died, like, 9 years ago. But come on, the cynicisms of Hicks and Carlin are right up there with mine.

Hey, I loved Gallagher when I was kid. His one show with him jumping on a giant couch was amazing to me. And that one time where he really got into smashing stuff other than the watermelon. And he used different hammers on that one, too. Cool guy!

Post by **danlo** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:12 pm

(secretly likes Gallagher, "How'd ya lose ur hair?" "I lost it in Viet Nam..." "Why do they call them buildings if they're already built?"

)

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 4:17 pm

Carlin, Poundstone, Kinison, Reagan, Gallagher, Pryor, Brenner, Degeneres

Post by **Furls Fire** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:11 pm

Bill Cosby..."Himself"...that still cracks me up...

"And the doctor is sitting there like Johnny Bench"

LOL

Post by **Infelice** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 6:35 pm

Lord Foul wrote:Confucius say:

Sarcasm eludes you like a badly fired slingshot! Some would say that one who knows not of Bill Hicks or George Carlin must needs get out more.

Fraid they havent made their way over here to OZ yet LF.......well at least I don't think they have....(could be

here yet, you never know).

Danlo, I love Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy too.

Furls Fire.....I'm with you, Cosby kills me.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Wed Aug 13, 2003 11:58 pm

LOL I love Cosby's Noah routine!

Post by **Furls Fire** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:03 am

my kids and I love watching "The Cosby Show" reruns...

Robin Williams is awesome, so is Whoopi...love her!

Anyone know when they are going to do another "Comic Relief"??? It's been YEARS....

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