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if you came to my house drunk at 2 in the am, I would ask, wtf are you doing in Australia?

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start a new topic and steal your avatar.

if i were a cop and ordered you to FREEZE you would....
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies


i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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stand very still.

if i were a carpeneter and you were a lady?
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i might consider cohabitation but i would DEFINITELY not be havin any babies!! heh.

i wes crave asked you to co-write his next film you would...
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies


i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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If Wes Craven asked me to cowrite his next film it would be silly,not scary.
If I peed all over your toilet seat,was the only possible suspect,but refused to admit guilt............
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i would ban your bathroom needs to the backyard.

if i wear a kind man...
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If you were a kind man you would go in the other room to do that.
If I were to pass gas really loudly in front of you.................
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If I were to pass gas really loudly in front of you... i would light a wooden match and kick you to the porch.

if i showed you the Helpful Book of Many Things you would...
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if i showed you the Helpful Book of Many Things you would be able to be helpful at many things.

If I bought an extra concert ticket with your name it....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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if you bought an extra concert ticket with my name on it i still wouldn't put out. :)

if you discovered my secret identity
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if I discovered your secret identity, I would keep it secret but tease you about it all the time when noone was looking.

If I teased you about your secret you would
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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If I teased you about your secret you would try to act like i had no idea what you were talking about in front of other folks.

if i scolded you mildly, you would...
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If you scolded me mildly I would tell you to piss off mildly.

If I showed up on your doorstep and said"I'm Sunbaneglasses,my real name is Paul,got anything to eat?"
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If you showed up on my doorstep and said "I'm Sunbaneglasses, my real name is Paul, got anything to eat?"
I would point to the kitchen and say help yourself, just clean up afterwards.

If you showed up asking for food, and I made you cook it, you would make...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
-- Liand to Linden [P324 Runes][/spoiler]
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ramen.

If I suddenly transformed into banana fruitcake and started speaking Japanese, you would...
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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[quote="Prom_STar"]ramen.

If you suddenly transformed into banana fruitcake and started speaking Japanese,I would put you into a tin and give you as a novelty gift next Christmas.

If I tried to convince you to marry me
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I would unveil my true indentity (Chuck Norris) and roundhouse kick you to the Great Desert.

If i turned into Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicked Sunbaneglasses to the Great Desert, you would...
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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If i turned into Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicked Sunbaneglasses to the Great Desert, you would... pray for the spirit of Mr. Miyagi to posses me and duel you.

if I ran out on the check while at lunch with you, you would...
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"if I ran out on the check while at lunch with you, you would..."
Run faster.

If I were struck by lightning and lived to tell the tale, you would...
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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...ask you why you like Chuck Norris so much.

If I was not Spring, but Summer, you would...
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