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Well Hendirx is dead, so I'd imagine Jimmy Page might be arrested for digging up a grave site, so technichally, Hendrix will have won.

David Bowie vs David Lee Roth
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Bowie as Ziggy Stardust - he'd freak Lee Roth out!!

Darkseid vs. Doomsday?
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Darkseid has the Omega effect and the anti-life equation. oh, and a boom tube. no contest.

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Lois - she was loyal to Superman, Lana was the floozy.

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Joker, the man is insane.

Mr.Freeze or Captain Cold?
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Mr. Freeze - because he'll be back!

Silver Surfer vs. Green Lantern
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Silver Surfer has the power cosmic. Lantern has a powerful tool, but it is only a tool. Surfer wins.

Veronica or Betty (from the Archies)
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Veronica's Daddy could buy her out of any situaltion, but Betty has the street smarts (I'd pay to watch the fight)

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I don't know, it's very hard to choose between Itchy and Scratchy and Spy vs Spy. I'd say Bart, barely, ever since Alfred became President he's been slipping in the polls...(besides skateboarders RULE!!!)

Russell Crowe vs Mickey Rourke
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Russel with his GLADIATOR sword!!

Galactus vs. Superman
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(I don't know, especially vs Mickey's character in Sin City... :? )

Galactus would play ping pong with Supe until he got bored.

Steve Martin v. Ellen DeGeneres
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Steve Martin hands down. He's hilarious and Ellen is.... mildly entertaining.

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Thomas Covenant--Linden might run off with Ellen! :P

Toronto vs Winnepeg
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winnipeg.the name makes me laugh.

fantastic mr fox or pooh bear AND the owl from pooh bear
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

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Pooh Bear. He would trap him with honey.

Heres one for you, Tazzyjoe: Shawn Pollock or Jaques Kallis?
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shaun pollock would bore the f*ck out of anyone. bowl at the stumps you lemmon. but kallis does have a whopping great big bat in his hand so i'll say kallis.

aussies vs americans vs the poms in a street fight to the death

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It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

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Aussies, of course. It would be Cronulla all over again.
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thomas cov vs frodo baggins
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Frodo - he'd run TC thru with STING with his Ring on.


Hmmmmm.... that suggests

The ONE Ring to Rule them all VS. White Gold
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White Gold seems to be bit more. may depend where you are at. but I go with WG.

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