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this included rounding up all the eligible virgins in the land of wardrobe and relieving them, in the kindest way possible, of said virginity. he eventually settled down with a woman named samantha six!!!!
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
and in his thoughts he dreamed of a place where all manner of people did come to write their thoughts and opinions in a forum. and he named it Kevins Watch and there was a clown, a lady, a prom star, a lucimay and many others named after creatures called haruchai and a high lord and an avatar and sunbanespectacles and a talking horses head and a man called joe and a general witha dog for his avatar and many many more.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
but summer was the greatest season of them all. for in this season a dark and angry god arose and took pity on the watch and stayed for a while and he was named tazzy in their native tongue.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
but he was not born evil as some would suggest. an encounter with a clown long years ago had changed him into the all powerful yet evil creature we see today.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Which was an extremely painful affair to be sure. After picking up the shattered pieces of his mouth he dashed for the first aid kit as he was bleeding profusely from several deep lacerations.
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Fortunately, the dentist arrived quickly. Spring requested laughing gas to kill the pain.