Intrawebz MD: clinical diagnoses for The Land

Post by **jwaneeta** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:55 pm

Thomas Covenant: Situational Depression; anal like whoa

Linden Avery: PTSD (have a hankie, Lin, and for God's sake stay away from caffeine)

Elena: Electra complex

Lord Foul: Sociopathy

Mhoram: Excessive Flawless Humanism Syndrome

Bail and Cannor (or is it Cail and Bannor?): Reluctant Celibacy Disorder

The Elohim: Narcissism

Hile Toy: Compensation Issues

Caer-Caveral: shut up, he was PERFECT

Shetra: Inhibited communication skills

Amok: Infantilism

Who am I missing... must diagnose... Must! MUST!

Post by **Caer Bombadil** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:38 pm

Saltheart Foamfollower: anger management issues and pyromania (can't stop fighting once he starts, until he gets a caamora)

other Seareach Giants: major depressive episode

Verement: inferiority complex

Rant Absolain: delusions of grandeur, immaturity, maybe histrionic personality disorder

Kasreyn: sexual frustration, voyeurism, personal mortality issues, sadism

Vain: catatonia, autism

Caerroil Wildwood: pyrophobia and pelekophobia

the merewives: misoandry, tropical depression

Borillar: leading-article-in-sentence deficiency

Graveller of Stonemight Woodhelvin: bipolar disorder

Hoerkin: post-traumatic stress disorder, dementia, possible confusion of "door" with "doer"

(Runes spoiler)

Spoiler

Anele: multiple personality disorder, social phobia

Lord Foul, sociopath? I have it on good authority he loves people. In fact, I hear he has some great recipes...

Post by **jwaneeta** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:12 am

Caer Bombadil said:

tropical depression

Bwah! Okay, it was all funny, but that one killed me.

Post by **Durris** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:39 am

Bail and Cannor (or is it Cail and Bannor?): Reluctant Celibacy Disorder

ROFLMVO (in a decidedly unHaruchai manner)!

(Someone help me out, there has to be one for Korik, and Prometheus syndrome is not in DSM-IV.)

TC in the silence: catalepsy, flattened affect, akinetic mutism, verbigeration

Joan Covenant: lepraphobia; borderline personality disorder; [later] hostile dependence, delusions of demonic possession with homicidal behavior

Findail: passive-aggressive personality disorder

Hyrim: metabolic syndrome leading to exertional myocardial infarction

Hoerkin: hypothermia

Post by **lucimay** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:16 am

The Mahdoubt?

dr. jwaneeta?

Post by **danlo** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:03 am

really,

Post by **jwaneeta** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:54 pm

Lucimay asked:

The Mahdoubt?

The Mahdoubt:

Spoiler

Hyper-socializing, senile dementia, career underacheivement, possible substance abuse.

Sunder: Toxic shame, separation anxiety, rigid denial, monomania

Hollian: Deadness episodes

Unfettered One of Morinmoss: Exaggerated suggestibility, homicidal tendencies, limited wardrobe, redundant speech disorder

Nassic: Stockholm Syndrome

Post by **Prebe** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:43 pm

Fantastic thread Jwaneeta. But how can you have missed the obvious schizophrenic, split personality disorder that is (the) Esmer?

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:44 pm

Caer Bombadil wrote:Lord Foul, sociopath? I have it on good authority he loves people. In fact, I hear he has some great recipes...

Sorry, no. I'm a sociopath.

Post by **Caer Bombadil** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:39 pm

Lord Foul wrote:
Caer Bombadil wrote:Lord Foul, sociopath? I have it on good authority he loves people. In fact, I hear he has some great recipes...
Sorry, no. I'm a sociopath.

You're not fooling anybody. You just need a great BIG HUG, that's all!

(Oops, did I give away the end of The Last Dark, now?)

Lena: lifelong, heavy-duty Stockholm Syndrome

Chant: Insufferable arrogant jerkitis

Marid: serpentine extremities coupled with Harlan Ellison Disorder*

* as in, "I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream." Also more recently known as Smarted Off to Agent Smith Syndrome.

Nom: nothing. Something bothers you, you encounter an obstacle, bash it 'till it's gone. How much more therapeutic does it get? Nom's probably the sanest character in the Chrons!

Post by **Giant Friend** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:13 am

c'mon...Pietten would be good...and foul isnt a sociopath( he cares all too much about his victims) more with delusions of grandeur and megalomaniac, sadist. And what about Landwaster? and clearly sunder and hollian's kid, now an old man...alzheimers...anyway,

Post by **jwaneeta** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:52 am

aw, you shoulda seen this thread before the hacking. Some brilliantlly funny is lost 4evah.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:41 am

FREUD ALERT!!!!!

Post by **jwaneeta** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:42 pm

Eek, I didn't mean for that to sound conceited -- I meant that there were contributions to the thread that had me bawling with laughter.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:10 pm

jwaneeta wrote:Eek, I didn't mean for that to sound conceited -- I meant that there were contributions to the thread that had me bawling with laughter.

No I mean, your first post; some Freudian terms. I'm a psych hons grad and not a fan of Freudian psychology.

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Intrawebz MD: clinical diagnoses for The Land

Intrawebz MD: clinical diagnoses for The Land