The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:38 am

Padme:"Is that a lightsabre in your robes or are you just happy to see me?"
Anakin:"I'm so happy to see you because you are so beautiful".
Padme"I'm so beautiful because you are so happy to see me".

Post by **Prom_STar** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:27 am

Padme: "Anakin, you're breaking my heart."
*Imperial March Crescendoes*
Anakin *grinning maliciously* "I know."
Padme's heeart explodes (acutally, her entirely body explodes. there's no blood, however, she expldoes into dancing unicrons, faries, and candy canes) Jar Jar rushes to investigates but trips on his oversized ears, falls into the audience, and is brutally torn to pieces by ravenous Star Wars fans. (there's blood with him)

In the background, William Shattner and Patrick Stewart argue over who was the better captain while Scotty and Spock armwrestle for girls' phonenumbers.

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:10 am

Jar Jar : aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh....
as he is crushed by landspeeder.

Post by **Prom_STar** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:11 am

jar jar: "arghhhhh!!!"
as the landspeader puts it in reverse and runs him over again for good measure.

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:19 am

Would that be the first Intergallactic Speed Bump?

Post by **Prom_STar** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:57 am

cheval wrote: Would that be the first Intergallactic Speed Bump?

It would certainly be the most useful speed bump ever. I would pay to drive over that one

Post by **Revan** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:20 am

Prom_STar wrote:
cheval wrote: Would that be the first Intergallactic Speed Bump?
It would certainly be the most useful speed bump ever. I would pay to drive over that one

Me too! I'd pay a thousand times over, but sadly Jar Jar can only be killed once

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:35 am

Jar Jar to Scooby
"me amsome yum yum snacky!"

Scooby to Jar Jar
"arrooo?"

Shaggy
"zoinks"

Post by **safetyjedi** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:11 am

Han to Luke:

If the Falcon's rocking, don't go knocking on the entry hatch. ( I know, lame huh)

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:53 am

Beverly Crusher: "ok Captain, turn your head and cough"

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:36 am

Picard: "Has anyone seen my Rogaine?"

Post by **matrixman** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:02 am

The probe Illya: "V'ger is that which seeks the Creator, who seeks the Unbeliever, who seeks the Chosen, who seeks the Despiser, who seeks to destroy the Earth, but which will first be destroyed by V'ger unless the carbon units infesting Enterprise disclose the location of the Creator."

Spock: "Fascinating."

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:08 pm

"Listen. And understand. That Jar Jar Binks is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you blow your brains out."

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:23 pm

Picard to Jordy:
"Hey, are those new bi-focals?"

Post by **safetyjedi** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 11:47 pm

Picard to Dr. Crusher: I'm hot blooded, check it and see, I got a fever of a hundred and three

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:24 pm

"All hands this is the Captain. Our orders are precise and invariable so there can be no mistake or misunderstanding by any crewman aboard so listen carefully. We have been ordered immediately to the outer reaches of our home system. Our mission as far as I can determine is to fly the Enterprise directly into Uranus. That is all. <Giggles>"

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:11 am

Picard to Crusher: "Using the whole fist, Doc?"

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:18 am

Jordy to Data:I had the oddest dream,I was the host of a childrens television program sometime in the late twentieth century.The odd thing was I could see,I believe the show encouraged children to read.Do you think this is odd Data?

Post by **Revan** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:42 pm

Prom_STar wrote:Padme: "Anakin, you're breaking my heart."
*Imperial March Crescendoes*
Anakin *grinning maliciously* "I know."
Padme's heeart explodes (acutally, her entirely body explodes. there's no blood, however, she expldoes into dancing unicrons, faries, and candy canes) Jar Jar rushes to investigates but trips on his oversized ears, falls into the audience, and is brutally torn to pieces by ravenous Star Wars fans. (there's blood with him)

In the background, William Shattner and Patrick Stewart argue over who was the better captain while Scotty and Spock armwrestle for girls' phonenumbers.

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!! :LOLS:

Anakin: I am your father
Luke: That's not true, that's impossible!
Anakin: *Insulted* What? You think I'm one of the loser Jedi who stay celabite? that'd I'd just let my balls go so large they outfaced Coracurant itself?
Luke: Ah, fair enough. So you're my dad, what'd we do now?
Anakin: How about a game of Chop the Head of the Stormtropper?
Luke: Sure! Come on daddy, let's go play!

Post by **safetyjedi** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:22 am

Leia, after a few too many.....

"Would someone get this flying carpet our of my way!"

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The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game