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Post by **duchess of malfi** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:27 pm

I don't think I've ever heard of those...

Post by **Infelice** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:29 pm

Ok!!!! Who wants to do a trade...... a packet of Tim Tams for a pack of bite sized smorsels?????

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:46 pm

Tim Tams? What the-? I'll trade you straight up!

Post by **Infelice** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 7:52 pm

ALLLLLLL RIGHTY THEN!!!!!!!!!

Pm me your details and I'll do likewise and we will get this sweet little deal rolling.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:51 pm

What the heck are Tim Tams?

Post by **danlo** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 2:53 am

(re duchess' above post: I think I just bent my wookie too!

)

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:54 am

ok first .. footy shorts are nothing like .. 'speedos'

and if you think speedos are sexy .. go watch Meet the Parents .. that says it all imo

LOL

yes duchess I was thinking savoury crackers .. frame of reference and all that

even so .. smores still sound strange .. LOL

hot camp fire roasted waggon wheels huh?? .. I dont even like them cold

i am sure they're all you say they are but

and yeah i'm fending off a nasty visual .. of duchess and dans boxers

lol .. jk

.......................

back in the cemetry ..

F&F makes good progress on my woollie socks

.. heh at least he's good for something

it gets mighty cold in these parts

an acrid foul smell permeates the air - "oh god whats that awful stench??" .. I ask myself politely

I turn around and see ............... LORD FOUL standing there .. clearly in need of a new pair of socks!!!

"when was the last time you changed those socks" I ask wearily .. not wanting to narrow the gap between us

He doesnt answer .. mmm .. somethings afoot .. i can smell somethings just not right .. He seems to be hiding a rather large pair of silky boxers behind his back.

What are you doing with those boxers LF? .. he turns a pale shade of crimson .. mmm .. I seem to have hit a nerve .. Whose boxers are they and what are you doing with them??

LF retains his silent resolve .. refusing to divulge his intent with the boxers.

I hear music and singing in the distance .. I take LF into custody .. suspecting him of snowdropping

I cuff him and we walk over to the sound of hte music .. a camp fire becomes clearly visible and a number of folk about it ..

it seems prima facie innocent .. but on closer inspection .. duchess and infelice seem to reciting incantations and sniffing boxer shorts!! What is it with these boxer shorts tonight?? I wonder .. to myself ..

suddenly among the fray i spy Fist and Faith .. not back at base where i left him knitting .. but joining the festivities by the fire

he looks like a man possessed .. and is acting like one too

demanding to be given AFL footy shorts ..

very strange behaviour indeed .. i mean i can see why he would become obsessessed with dressing like an AFL player .. i mean it would do wonders for his .. waning sex appeal .. but of all people he has never shown an interest in AFL before ..

mmm .. the plot thickens ..

as i near the camp fire i see between the grave stones more people coming into view

.. and all up to no good ..

thank god I am here to sort this sordid mess out

<thinks pretty highly of myself>

cov jr. is playing tiddly winks with dried lentils!!! danlo is drooling over the girlies .. <there's got to be an offence occuring there

> and syl. seems to be having trouble getting in touch with his inner self

.. brinn is on a soap box - actually making soap

.. and kins is unearthing the deceased - piece by piece -

there are more people .. but they are hidden behind a further row of grave stones ..

I can see i have my work cut out for me tonight

...................... to be continued

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:27 pm

Infelice!!! What in the world are Tim Tams?!

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:44 pm

ahah!! i spy leper fairy troubling over what Tim Tams are .. poor neglected soul .. being raised without Tim Tams .. deprived .. not ever knowing the pure thrill and joy at a successful Tim Tam Slam

in one corner next to leper fairy is turiya and a collection of pies!! mmm .. wonders if there is an apple rhubarb pie among her collection .. but dismisses the thought as am still on the job!!

wonders if Mhoram will be up to no good somewhere here too

mmm .. its amazing the people you see on a patrol of a local cemetry ..

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:58 pm

Your Jedi mind tricks were no match for me, Sky!

Tim Tams
Two chocolate biscuits sandwiched with a rich chocolate cream and dipped in smooth milk chocolate. Original, Size: 200g
Qty: US$ 3.50

They also come in:
Double Coat
Chewy Caramel
Classic Dark
Hazelnut Praline
Timtam slammer
Chewy Choc Fudge
Arnott's Tim Tam Fingers

Ahhhh, I feel so much better now.

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 5:12 pm

wow!! skyweir falls back against a grave stone and stumbles!!

my god that leper fairy is hot off the mark!! no sooner was she wondering what Tim Tams were but by some act of magic there they were!!

i see .. leper fairy is some sort of strange sorceress!! mmm .. maybe she is the ring leader in this late night triste

*eyes leper fairy suspicosusly*

Post by **Infelice** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 5:16 pm

Gosh Leper Fairy...... I thought I had posted a link to the Tim Tam site but I musta dreamed it....but I am glad to see that you found them.

www.arnotts.com/Biscuits/OurBiscuitsP.asp?BID=79

Yes these are my beloved Tim Tams.

So are we up for a trade or what???

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 5:22 pm

Very much so! but I wanna try every kind! What else can I hook you up with besides pepsi vanilla and smorsels (if possible)?

Post by **Infelice** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 5:26 pm

Just a couple of packs of Smorsels and a Pepsi Vanilla will do fine.

I'm on a diet remember

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:12 pm

The soup diet right? I got a soup for you...

5 cups chocolate syrup
2 boxes of milk duds
3 bags of sugar babies
1 vanilla charleston chew (diced)
10 red vine licorice sticks cut into 1" segments
1 cup of marshmallow creme
1/2 cup honey
3/4 cup peanut butter

Bring chocolate syrup to a boil (or at least make it warm) add all the indgrediants (plus anything else you got cravings for, I suggest caramel) and stir well!

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 6:50 pm

Post by **Infelice** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:39 pm

The Leper Fairy wrote:The soup diet right? I got a soup for you...

5 cups chocolate syrup
2 boxes of milk duds
3 bags of sugar babies
1 vanilla charleston chew (diced)
10 red vine licorice sticks cut into 1" segments
1 cup of marshmallow creme
1/2 cup honey
3/4 cup peanut butter

Bring chocolate syrup to a boil (or at least make it warm) add all the indgrediants (plus anything else you got cravings for, I suggest caramel) and stir well!

Hmmm..... its a soup... but does it have any low glycemic (sp) value???

*sigh* I dont think so.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 11:41 pm

If not for the peanut butter, that soup might be fat-free. That's health food, in my book!

Post by **Infelice** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:12 am

What it lacks in fat freeness, it makes up for in sugariness.....which converts into fat......anti health food in my book.

You need a lesson in nutrition.

Although I am not blessed with the stamina of a Haruchai....I daresay their metabolic rate is much higher than that of the Elohim. Must be all the running and leaping and jumping and fighting and stuff.

Post by **Biff** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 6:17 am

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