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If I offered you my watch as my half of the bill...
i'd force you to wash pots for the rest

if I left you for a younger poster...
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I would shrug my shoulder.

If I kissed the waitress you...
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If you kissed the waitress I would ask for a new one.
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if spring failed to give a sentence...
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I will teach grammar and philosophy.

If I threw chalk at the student not paying attention...
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If I threw chalk at the student not paying attention...
you would hit me many times.

if i gave you my world...
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If you game me your world, I would eat it.

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sleep easier at night.

if you were called by Liberache, you would.
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If I were called by Liberace.....I would freak out cause he's dead.

If I threw a snowball......
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If you threw a snowball, I'd skillfully dodge it and throw back a vial of very toxic bacterial goo we have in the lab.

If I did throw the vial of bacterial goo first, though...
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If you did throw the vial of bacterial goo first, I'd quickly don my biohazard suit and laugh gleefully as the goo harmlessly slid off.


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If I laughed at you, I'd hope you were laughing at something funny I said said, not just laughing AT me!

If I said something I though was funny but you realy didn't get it, but didn't want to hurt my feelings....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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If you said something you thought was funny but I really didn't get it, but didn't want to hurt your feelings.... I'd grit my teeth and pretend to laugh, while making a mental note never to come within range of you ever again ;)

Hmm, if I were to carve my name in precise letters on your freshly-painted car...
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Hmm, if I were to carve my name in precise letters on your freshly-painted car...I would just let you do it, cause materism isn't for me. although I may sit you down, and have s talk to find out why you seem to exhibit such destructive behavor.

If I gave you a time out....
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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If you gave me a time out... I'd probably cheerfully walk away and go rest for a long while, enjoying the unexpected break.

If your co-workers decided to defenestrate you...
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If my co-workers decided to defenestrate me I'd save myself by boring them silly explaining the etmyology of the word.

If you et my ology....
Tho' all the maps of blood and flesh
Are posted on the door,
There's no one who has told us yet
What Boogie Street is for.
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I'd put a "spell" on you.

If I gave you a million dollars....
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria

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If you gave me a million dollars I would be a millionaire and you would not.


If Aliens landed on in the parking lot of your Taco Bell...
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
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If Aliens landed on in the parking lot of your Taco Bell...I'd recommend they try the steak burrito.

If that Taco Bell just happened to be out of your favorite hot sauce...
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I dont like Taco Bell so I wouldn't care
If I ran mallorys
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