Food Fight II

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Re: Don't Misunderestimate ME

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lurch wrote:..Enuf of this intra mural flingin of the food! I come to bring Freedom and Liberty and finality to bikering and squabble. Too long this has been allowed and now I march on you with flanks of pillsbury doughbows ready to luanch a rain of spears of aspargras,,lob steaming balls of hot buttered brocolli,,Surrender now!, your escape is already glistening with well laid olive oil of the most virgin,,countermeasures of ketchup and mustard have been spred from all leading away from this pot por ree(spl)..Do not waist your delicate life in even contemplating a counterattack of your own,,for I am fortified by 50 years of christmas FRUITCAKE,,from two grandmothers and my mother!!...just waiting for this moment!!.NO WEAPON HAS BEEN so DEVISED to BREAK THRU THE ULTIMATE BARRIER. FRUITCAKE BODY ARMOR IS SUPREME!! ONWARD FRUITCAKE WARRIORS! HEEEEYYYYOOOOOOO!
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Post by Reisheiruhime »

*tosses fruit and Arby's curly fries at everyone in the bloody room*

Neener neener! :P
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Post by Marv »

suddenly the large double doors at the end of the corridor burst open. everyone in the room turns to see a hulking mass of sinew and muscle standing there breathing a storm and mad as hell!

"here comes the pain!!" my hands, previously obscured by my flowing black cape raise up to reveal a hand cannon the size of six men. cocks the trigger and lets fly
tatatatatatatatatatatatatata..........tatatatattatata....tataatatatatatat
tatatatatatata.....tatatatatatatatat......................tatatatatatatatat
tatatatatatat............tataataatataatataat
custard splatters the walls, cuts tables in half, smashes windows and all the while im cackling insanely.

silence...........i slowly grin :)
8O sudden realisation as everyone clambers out from their hiding places amid the wreckage-i hit no one!!!!!!!
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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What kind of fool brings a custard gun to a lasagna bombing? Layer after layer of pasta, cheese, spinach, and meat rains destruction over everybody.
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Post by Marv »

dives behined a reinforced table leg narrowly avoiding the more lethal pieces of pasta.
the kind of fool who has a hot sauce crotch gun a la dusk till dawn.
pulls lever releasing crotch gun. whappa! whappa!
blows cail and turiya to the far side of the room!
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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SgtNull loads the gatling gun of Tofu and launches a barrage of the substance at everyone!
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Post by Marv »

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT TOFU!!!!

slow motion dive across the room as sarge lets fly!!
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Tazz is hit by the Tofu barrage. Sarge loads up the Hummus gatling gun and aims at the carnivores at the back of the chow hall.
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Post by Marv »

dissapears under a mountain of tofu......


one hand bursts out and grabs sarges ankle making him stumble...the humuus gun drops from his fingers just as joe expertly slaps sarge around the face with a 12 inch steak from 20 feet.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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aaaggghhhhh!!!!!

deadanimalgettitoffameeee!!!!
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