That band SUCKS

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:54 pm

Suckiness is subjective. I agree.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 10:56 pm

you can be popular and still suck, examples...

Boston
Shania Twain
Britney Spears
Bon Jovi
Rolling Stones (present day)
Michael Jackson

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 12:11 am

sgtnull wrote:you can be popular and still suck in my opinion, examples...

Oh.

Post by **matrixman** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 4:02 am

Lord Mhoram wrote: As for talentless: Ashlee Simpson. Need I say more?

Good call. I don't think it's too far-fetched to say she got signed as a "recording artist" purely because of association with her famous sister, Jessica. Well, that and the fact that their dad is a Svengali-like figure who shamelessly promotes both of them.

The height (or depth) of Ashlee Simpson's suckitude had to be her lip-synching debacle on Saturday Night Live. I'm sure a lot of people have seen it by now (whether they wanted to or not). Maybe in years past, this sort of thing would have killed a career, but all it seemed to do to Ashlee was to somehow enhance her "bad girl" image. What a joke. I don't care for the "it's okay, she's a hot babe" argument.

The lip-synching thing sure killed Milli Vanilli's career. Remember that duo? The poster boys for talentless suckitude. Not only did they not sing their songs live, they didn't even sing on their own album. Okay, the boys weren't completely unskilled: they had their pseudo-dance moves, and they knew how to keep a secret (at least until someone squealed).

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:05 am

Elton John although not a band,really,really,really sucks to me.When I do listen to the radio I usually listen to classic rock-and here is a list of things that make me change the station:ELTON JOHN,Boston,Journey,REO Speedwagon,post sobriety Aerosmith

,Foreigner,that Sister Christian song,Manfred Mans Earth Band,most Bob Seeger songs,Billy Squire,and a crap load of other stuff I can't recall right now.

What is interesting is the things you will listen to on the radio that you would never buy,almost like they are a breath of fresh air.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:25 am

Coldplay - BORING. Listening to one of their albums is like listening to one of their songs repeating for an hour.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:46 pm

I generally listen to classic rock too and though I could probably suffer through just about anything without changing the channel I draw the line whenever George Thorogood pops up. I just....can't....ugh......

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:03 pm

aTOMiC wrote:I generally listen to classic rock too and though I could probably suffer through just about anything without changing the channel I draw the line whenever George Thorogood pops up. I just....can't....ugh......

Ba ba ba ba bad,ba ba ba ba bad,ba ba ba ba bad,ba ba bad to the bone.I agree,I turn everything George Thorogood off except his version of 'Who Do You Love',it has a good beat and you can dance to it.

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:11 pm

many artists start off great and then just will not go away.

Rolling Stones
Aerosmith
Elton John

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:16 pm

sgtnull wrote:many artists start off great and then just will not go away.

Rolling Stones
Aerosmith
Elton John

In the case of Aerosmith I really liked Toys In The Attic and a song or two after that album and almost nothing thereafter and yet they are still out there popping out tunes.
Never liked or disliked the Stones. They seem to be part of the background soundtrack of my life and not much more.
Can't think of an Elton John song I really like but darned if I don't recognize a host of his tunes when they are played.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:21 pm

sgtnull wrote:many artists start off great and then just will not go away.

Spoiler

*resists temptation to edit post to say 'posters' instead of artists'*

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:02 pm

i smell jealousy Dandelion.

the current group of actress.singer groups is horrid.

Jessica Simpson
Ashlee Simpson
Lindsey Lohan
paris Hilton
Hillary McDuff

feel free to add any I have forgotten.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:14 pm

sgtnull wrote:i smell jealousy Dandelion.

Then you'd better take a shower

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:02 am

can you feel the love?

btw: on tangent.

Fiona Apple. i don't get it. crazy chick that writes totrtured songs? no, boring chick who tortures us with songs.

Post by **drew** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:26 am

Loremaster wrote:Coldplay - BORING. Listening to one of their albums is like listening to one of their songs repeating for an hour.

Let me rephrase that for you.
Listening to one of their albums is a cure for insomnia.

(But they still don't suck)

Post by **Cail** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:37 pm

Aerosmith lost what little they had when they sobered up.

Coldplay needs to go into the chipper/shredder, as does any of the teeny-bopper wannabe punk bands like Maroon 5 and <ack>, Good Charlotte.

Post by **Sorus** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:58 pm

drew wrote:Sorus, I think you may be only female in the existance of the world who likes Rush?

And that's a good thing!

Why's that a good thing?

There are women at Rush concerts. Most of them are probably there voluntarily.

Still, all the more reason to get Luci to join the 'dark side'. You don't need a zone implant to enjoy Rush!

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:52 pm

Billy Joel (the Piano Man) had some good songs, middle of the road, but fine. then he met Christie Brinkley and fell apart fast. now he married a gilr who looks like his daughter and cranks out awful crap.

Post by **Cail** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:24 pm

To be honest Sorus, I've only met a few female Rush fans, and you're the first woman I've ever heard of that likes Blue Oyster Cult (not just the stuff they play on the radio).

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:39 am

I left a glaring example off of my list:Rod Stewart.

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

That band SUCKS