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quit dating hermaphrodites.
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Reading, I perfer that to you...
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sex machine is low on fuel
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tantric escapades on last date threw my back out...
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Underwear had to be surgically removed because of an "Atomic Wedgie".
I can't stand (to be seen with you.)
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Vancusalertullary disease. im the first known case.what are the chances??
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Wood stole my car.
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X-men comic arrived in mail today. Must read it.
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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You wouldn't understand...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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Then something happened
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It's 4:19...
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Zorro called me to teach him how to succeed with women! :twisted: Sorry!!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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After spending half the day posting on Kevin's Watch..you'l probebly think I'm too much of a geek and won't want to be seen in public with me, so I'm saving you the trouble (Plus I'm already dating Lucimay)
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Barbarian Raid
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
Ich bin zurückgekauft.

Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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Creator's don't date!! But oh what we do instead ....... :twisted:
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Died. i mean, i died. had to be resussitated and will have to re-learn how to write before i can turn my homework in. 8O
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Eaten alive. Yeah, it really sucked...
Was auch immer komm, dieses weiß ich für sicher:
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Wenn Diamanten reichlich war, würden sie keinen Wert haben. Echter Wert kommt nich aus schönheit--er kommt aus seltenheit.
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Fell in love with a better woman... sorry love, you're ditched.
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Good news. I've been selected to join the survivors that are being taken to the underground bunker before the giant meteor hits tomorrow. Isn't that wonderful? I get one companion to accompany me. What? Bwahahahahahahhaha...you.....you....bwahahahhahhaha...you thought I meant you? Bwahahahahha...hahh. No. But thats pretty funny. I'll remember that in the years to come. Heheh. Nice one.
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Hell has broken loose, and so I can't make it.
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I've fallen and I can't get up!
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Jack-o-Lanterns are taking over the city! That, and I really don't like you.
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