ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:36 pm

Everytime I've tried to tell you I hate you something has always gotten in the way but the cat is out of the bag now so stop calling me. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **___** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:45 pm

Forgot; did something interesting instead.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:50 pm

Glad you called me, I lost your phone number. Uh about our date I discovered after the last time we talked that I actually kinda hate you so I don't think we should see each other. Yup. Its all good. Bye now.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:18 am

Hell hath not yet runneth over...oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:41 am

I vant to be alone. And, I just don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:00 pm

Just because you keep calling and saying we have a date doesn't make it so. I have to be willing to say yes and I haven't come close. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:29 pm

Killer gerbils have overtaken the city, so there's no place safe to go out. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:55 pm

Listen carefully I wouldn't go on a date with you if you were literally the last female on earth and Space Aliens had a ray gun pointed at my temple telling me that unless I engage in a pre fornication ritual with you they will blow my brains out. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **Revan** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:22 pm

Missed me? Well, good for me, I hate you, you're ugly and foul, and I don't want to date you. At least not until you get some surgery.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:33 pm

Nice girls like you tend not to appreciate what I have to offer. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:35 am

...Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:56 am

Please understand, I really like you as a friend but....actually you kind of piss me off most of the time....and you call me names constantly...and you just kicked me in the groin a few minutes ago just to watch me double over in pain...now that I think about it, you suck. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 2:41 pm

Quantum Leaped into the past and rewrote history, I'm now King of the Empire of Saskatchewan and too busy for dating. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 3:12 pm

Right from the beginning I told you I don't date lizards but I thought I'd give you a shot however I've decided I just can't go through with it. Your scales make me feel....icky. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:06 pm

Stalking someone else today. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:51 pm

Took my paycheck and flushed it down the toilet, proving I don't need a middleman anymore. Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:27 pm

Under no circumstances will I go out with someone of your...kind...<cough>...er...<retch>.. could you please breathe in another direction? Oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:28 am

Vandals stole all of my pink flamingos. Plus, I don't like you.

Post by **Revan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:50 pm

Wicked women piss me off. You are an annoying little piece of excrement. Plus, I have to say it - I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:32 pm

X-ray vision prompted me to ask you out in the first place. Normal hearing is causing me to question that decision - that, and I don't like you.

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