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drew
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Wine is good..I'm more of a fan of the cheaper stuff.
But you can't sit around a campfire sipping on a glass of wine.
You can't go fishing and bring along a bottle of Wine.
You can't drink wine while watching a hockey game-or any sport-except maybe ice dancing.
You can't go down to the Legion or the bar or the pub, shoot some pool, throw some darts; while polishing off a few glasses of wine.
But you can do all of that with a beer.
But you can't sit around a campfire sipping on a glass of wine.
You can't go fishing and bring along a bottle of Wine.
You can't drink wine while watching a hockey game-or any sport-except maybe ice dancing.
You can't go down to the Legion or the bar or the pub, shoot some pool, throw some darts; while polishing off a few glasses of wine.
But you can do all of that with a beer.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Worm of Despite
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Well, tomorrow I'm going to drink some Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout. Dark and smooth with hints of everything from Chinese food to chocolate; an almost chewy texture. Sounds like my kind of stuff. Can't stand vodka, what my friend drinks. Gimme flavor!
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drew
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Boons does't really qualify as wine.sgtnull wrote:i forgot. i have enjoyed many bottles of Boons Farm. sitting around talking with friends.
It's more of a fruit flavoured sweet-beer.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
beer = yeast sh*t
blech.
blech.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
drew wrote:So does bread...you know that stuff that people slice up and TOAST
*gasp* BLASphemy! bread is nowhere NEAR yeast sh*t! it's TOASTED yeast. different thang altogether! *shakes head* *grumble grumble*
canAdian wit. heh.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Loredoctor
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What he said.drew wrote:Wine is good..I'm more of a fan of the cheaper stuff.
But you can't sit around a campfire sipping on a glass of wine.
You can't go fishing and bring along a bottle of Wine.
You can't drink wine while watching a hockey game-or any sport-except maybe ice dancing.
You can't go down to the Legion or the bar or the pub, shoot some pool, throw some darts; while polishing off a few glasses of wine.
But you can do all of that with a beer.
Though I'm becomming a big fan of Aussie wines.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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what they both said.Cail wrote:What he said.drew wrote:Wine is good..I'm more of a fan of the cheaper stuff.
But you can't sit around a campfire sipping on a glass of wine.
You can't go fishing and bring along a bottle of Wine.
You can't drink wine while watching a hockey game-or any sport-except maybe ice dancing.
You can't go down to the Legion or the bar or the pub, shoot some pool, throw some darts; while polishing off a few glasses of wine.
But you can do all of that with a beer.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
oh bull hockey.drew wrote:Wine is good..I'm more of a fan of the cheaper stuff.
But you can't sit around a campfire sipping on a glass of wine.
You can't go fishing and bring along a bottle of Wine.
You can't drink wine while watching a hockey game-or any sport-except maybe ice dancing.
You can't go down to the Legion or the bar or the pub, shoot some pool, throw some darts; while polishing off a few glasses of wine.
But you can do all of that with a beer.
i've been around MANY a campfire in Red River Gorge, passin around bottles of german wine and sittin on the banks of the Kentucky River with the same...fishin...or walkin along the banks of the Seine with a bottle of good french red...shot many a game of pool over glasses of champagne...tho it's true, i don't watch hockey OR play darts, but if i DID, i'd probably want a shot or two of bourbon or tequila. pft. beer. yeast sh*t.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
Froufy pinky-extending snob.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
Cail wrote:Froufy pinky-extending snob.
yeah?...tell that to my beer-guzzling DADDY.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
That sounds like the setup to a bad joke.....
"A clown, a Canuck, and a Spaniard are sitting on a fire escape drinking schnapps....."
"A clown, a Canuck, and a Spaniard are sitting on a fire escape drinking schnapps....."
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
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drew
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UNLESS you already drinken a ton of Beer!!Tazzman wrote:you cant crush a finished glass of wine on you forehead!
its true.
Too much wine gives you a headache the next morning...too much beer just gives you the $%!+$
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time