ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game

Post by **Revan** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:39 pm

Rap artist took my work, thinking it had the chance of being a multi platinum song- they were wrong.

Post by **Xar** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:39 pm

Sylvester Stallone kicked down my door and ordered me to give him my homework because he didn't do his... You don't really think I could avoid doing that, do you?

Post by **Revan** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:27 pm

Titans came from Ancient Greece and stopped me from completing my essay.

Post by **Xar** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:09 pm

Ultimately, I believe the matter is not whether I did or did not complete my essay, as much as to whether you believe me or not. Do you? Do you?

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:24 pm

Vanity keeps me from obviously fruitless pursuits such as homework, studying, and passing grades.

Post by **Revan** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:29 pm

Watching Pr0n on Kevinswatch occupied my time, therefore I was unable to complete my homework.

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:06 am

"X" marks the spot on the map.
"X" is where I will be.
"X" is what I wrote for the answers on the homework.
"X" are not the right answers, so why did I even bother?
Don't give me no more homework or I might get mad and kick your "X".

Post by **Xar** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:31 am

Your foolishness astounds me! Do you not acknowledge my superiority? Bow down to me and I will let you live! Homework - pah!

Post by **Revan** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:37 pm

Zebra's... I was hunting hunting Zebra, is that really so far-fetched in this country of England where in fact there are no Zebra's whatsoever

Post by **Xar** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:43 pm

Airplanes flew over my house and bombed it: my family is safe, but my homework was destroyed in the conflagration.

Post by **Revan** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:45 pm

Bombed it, I nuked it completely. I have always loathed Shakespeare, and you make me do an entire essay on the git... can you really be suprised at the outcome?

Post by **Xar** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:35 am

Colon-rectoscopy. That should be excuse enough for anyone.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:53 am

Darn. I thought you said housework. I went home and cleaned.

Post by **Revan** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:24 pm

^^^^

Eat my shorts.

Post by **Creator** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:51 pm

Fuck homework!!!

[I knew the Jay editing would get that word!

]

Post by **Marv** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:28 am

Gill Grissom is on the case of the missing homework.

Post by **Xar** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:30 am

Honestly, I don't know how it could happen... One moment I was finishing my homework, and the next, a gargantuan flying turtle entered my room and ate it!

Post by **Revan** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:05 pm

I didn't do it.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:45 pm

Joined a suicide cult - I couldn't turn in the homework because I wrote my note on the other side of it. Oh, by the way, I won't be in class tomorrow...

Post by **Creator** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:19 pm

Kleptomaniac stole my homework!

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