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ABC - Why Linden is a whiney b*tch!! :twisted:

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Presented in Honor of Jay!! :twisted:

Linden is a whiney b*tch because:

Absolutely no sex in 10 years!!
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Because Lord Foul has her son!Read the book,she mentions it a couple of times.
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Because people make games saying she is a whining b*tch ;)
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Can't really agree with anything she does/.
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Don't really know, but if no one else posts ... we'll see that the anti-Linden sentiment is dying down!! Quick Jay, you're our only hope! :twisted: ;)
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She's not a whiney b*tch just a very naughty girl. :grump:
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Post by Marv »

shes a whiney bitch because she has 'womens problems' 15 times a month!!! without the prospect of menopause. it was lord Fouls master plan that no one figiured out until now.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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EVERYONE!! See, she's such a B*tch you all forgot ABC!! :lol:
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For pities sake Linden!! why do you have to be such a whiney b*tch. we just cant work it out!
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Get a hobbie Linden. Or better yet, get laid, that might stop the complaining.
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Girls like Linden are hot enough to pull these kind of things off without scaring off real men.
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She's a whiny b!tch because she left her jet engine running... :lol:
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ABC - Why Linden is a whiney b*tch!! :twisted:

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who is Lindsey?
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
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