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sgtnull wrote:you do realize that the Church doesn't have me as an ambassador for a reason, right? :)

:lol:

Pope sits in his office. A father enters.
Father: Holy Father! Attendence at Catholic mass is down in America!
Pope: Holy mother of -! Quick!
*Presses button on desk*
Father: What is it you are doing?
Pope: It's the Null signal!

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Null: The Holy Father needs my help again! To the Clown Cave!
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ROFL! I had something like that in mind Loremaster!
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Lore- :) i love the scenerio!
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sgtnull wrote:Lore- :) i love the scenerio!
Hmmmm. Might just make a short animated movie. :lol:
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whoever shall play me?

btw: anyone able to film stuff, i would like to get a movie of my pig dream.
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sgtnull wrote:anyone able to film stuff, i would like to get a movie of my pig dream.
I'm not sure I want to hear about that..... 8O
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Prebe wrote:
sgtnull wrote:anyone able to film stuff, i would like to get a movie of my pig dream.
I'm not sure I want to hear about that..... 8O
I second that!
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ok then!

i'm standing in a very clean pig pen. no slop, no mud. there is one boar in the pen with me. i look down and my left arm has a cable coming from the vein on the palm side, about a foot from the palm. the cable has two jacks coming from it. i look on the under carriage of the boar. and instead of testes he has to places where i can plug in my cable. it is a clear, cloudless day. at the gate of the pen is a man. he is wearing a long black duster and cowboy hat. i can see his face, it is shadowed over. he is waiting for me to plug in. and then i woke up.
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8O
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i have more, i should create a thread.
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sgtnull wrote:i have more, i should create a thread.
For our sanity, don't! :lol:
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