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Lost was on. Never you mind that I didn't actually watch it.
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Mars called for me to return and claim my throne.
I have to figure a way to get back home.
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Nevertheless, I have done my homework... it's not physically here, but I can feel its presence in my heart. Is it not enough?
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Opium dens just aren't a very good place in which to do homework.
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Please, what exactly is this homework thing that you insist on my participation in? Is this a cult?
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Quit doing homework when I quit smoking.
You don't want me start bad habits again now, do you?
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"For millions of years
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we learned to talk."
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It's 4:19...
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Redrum! Redrum! Redrum!
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Shouldn't be forced to do things that are against my religion.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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There's simply more to life.
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U Wudnt Undrstan
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we learned to talk."
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It's 4:19...
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Viagra works!
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What business is it of yours?
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Xeroxed my butt...does that count?
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Your mum.
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Zebras stampeded through my house and demolished everything, including my homework.
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Actually [casually waves Jedi hand in teacher's direction] you never assigned anything... Move along.
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Black hole sucked it right in.
(I barely escaped myself!)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Could be because I just didn't
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Don't you get it? By assigning me homework, you (the teacher) are trying to get more work out of me, while you aren't around...basically you want me to do work for you, that you aren't getting paid for. Talk to your union representative about that, I'm sure she'd agree that by not assinging anymore homework, you'd be the envy of any working place person in the modern world.
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Eventually I'll get around to it but right now, I have better things to do.
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