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THE XXX STRIPPERS ARE ON THEIR WAY!
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Yesterday I won the lottery and today I quit!
https://thoolah.blogspot.com/

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Zoinks!! Old Man Witherspoon Smoked all the Scooby Snacks?! What will we do now?!
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Post by Marv »

All's well, All's well...here ye, here ye 12 o'clock and all's well.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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"Bloody Hell!"
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Can you please jump out of that window so I can enjoy the sight of your squished body after it's fallen 400 feet off the ground.
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Post by drew »

Don't you understand the concept?
Sign "HERE" and print "HERE"

It's not that difficult!
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Post by Revan »

Ewoks are more interesting than you. And if you understood the true unconcievable dullness of the Ewoks, you will understand the true depth of the insult I'm aiming at you.
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F*ck this job and F*CK YOU, SLAVEDRIVER!!!
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Elfgirl wrote:F*ck this job and F*CK YOU, SLAVEDRIVER!!!
Guess the overtime's out of the question eh?
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here, count this!
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Post by Elfgirl »

IATOYS

(I Am Tired Of Your Sh!t) :lol:
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Jack off!
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Kiss my big ol' white butt!
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Let me get that window for you...
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Post by Elfgirl »

My, my...is 'arsehole' the trend for the day?
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Post by Revan »

Not that I don't like you, but I hate you.
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Post by Elfgirl »

OMFG, you have a cockroach on your toupee!
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personally, I don't think it's a cockroach.
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Quit trying to contradict my opinions!
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