ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **onewyteduck** » Tue May 23, 2006 6:09 am

According to NOAA, it's gonna' be another busy hurricane season. Gotta' get ready.

Post by **Cheval** » Wed May 24, 2006 12:11 am

Back off... those farts are enough to keep ANYBODY away!

Post by **Creator** » Wed May 24, 2006 12:22 am

Can't stand being away from my OTHER date!!

Post by **Revan** » Wed May 24, 2006 1:59 am

Don't like you, never will.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:01 am

Even if you were the last man/woman on earth, I'd rather stay single!

Post by **Revan** » Wed May 24, 2006 2:02 am

Freak, you are. Normal, am I. We just won't work.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:37 am

Go take ONE look in the mirror...do you see Josh Holloway there? If not, don't call us, and we won't call you.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:43 am

Had a really crappy time the last time we went out

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed May 24, 2006 4:47 am

I don't like you. Leave now, and never come back! (precioussss)!

Post by **Revan** » Thu May 25, 2006 1:20 am

Just leave me alone. I hate this life, and you more so... just go and die in a ditch.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu May 25, 2006 3:52 am

Kiss my arse - the only way I'd date you is if you had a head and body transplant with Orlando Bloom.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:25 am

L-O-S-E-R!
And I don't date losers.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:41 am

My mother warned me to never date outside my species.

Post by **Xar** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:07 pm

Not to be picky, but you don't really want me to go out with something like you?!

Post by **Creator** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:10 pm

Out with YOU!!!?

You've got to be kidding!!!

Post by **Xar** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:11 pm

Probably not, I have to throw myself out of the window tonight.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed May 31, 2006 1:52 am

^

Xar!!

Quit buggin' me. You're ugly and smell like a dairy.

Post by **Xar** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:29 am

Repelling creature! I can't even look at you without feeling queasy - and not in a good sense - and you want me to go OUT with you?!

Post by **Creator** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:14 pm

Submit another request - I can't be bothered today!

Post by **Xar** » Wed May 31, 2006 3:21 pm

Too many romantic movies have turned your brain into jelly... I'd never go out with you, because no matter how much make up you put on, you'll never turn into a beautiful person!

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ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date