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Phillipines is spelled with a PH and Filipino is spelled with an F?
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Filipino is spelled with an F, and Phillipines is spelled with a PH?
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why so many glitches?
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Why is it that this planet is 2/3 water,
but you can't drink any of it?
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Why is it that people willingly live in Natural Disaster areas,
and say that they are in Paradise?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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Post by Cheval »

Why is it that people "put in their 2 cents worth",
but it is only "a penny for your thoughts"?
(Where does that extra penny go to?)
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Cheval wrote: (Where does that extra penny go to?)
The taxman of course!

Why is it that, if the good things in life are free, everyone seems to want the bad, expensive stuff all the time?
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if so many people have nothing nice to say, why are so many talking?
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If democracy is so good, why does George Dubya have to force-feed it to everyone ? :evil:
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Why is it that people will pay to go to the top of a tall building,
then pay to look through binoculars at the things on the ground?
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Liked that one, Chev!! :goodpost:

...the cops blame every accident on speed, and never on marijuana? *snickers*
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Why is it that HAMburger is from BEEF?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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Why bother cooking things like frog's legs, crocodile or snake when it tastes just like chicken?
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Why is it that "Phonics" isn't spelt the way it sounds?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
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Why is it that the last post reminds me so much of a '70's song?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Why is it that the Free Masons claim to be a secret society, yet they have a meeting lounge and a bingo hall in every town in country, their members all have Mason rings, some of them have Mason bumperstickers, and they march in parades and stuff (some secret!)
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Why don't boats come with parachutes? Airplanes come with floatation devices!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion


I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.


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Why is it that people fight wars over who's God is better?
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Post by drew »

Elfgirl wrote:Why is it that people fight wars over who's God is better?
Why is it that the people who start said wars--aren't the one's who do any of the fighting?
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