Why Is It That...

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:43 am

Why is it that after living with a spouse for over 20 years,
you still cannot firgure them out?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:04 am

Why is it that even though men get older, they never grow up?

(I may have answered your question, Chev...*snicker*)

Post by **drew** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:38 pm

Why is it that no matter how much I try, I can't get Elfgirl's vatar to raise her arms?

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:08 pm

Elfgirl wrote:Why is it that even though men get older, they never grow up?

(I may have answered your question, Chev...*snicker*)

As the saying goes:
Men are just boys in stretched-out skin.

Why is it that the more we have, the more we want?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:33 pm

drew wrote:Why is it that no matter how much I try, I can't get Elfgirl's vatar to raise her arms?

you can see "them" in the Conan the Barbarian movie, the one with James Earle Jones.....

correction, the one with Wilt Chamberlain and Grace Jones, her name is Olivia d'Abo, and I've been in love with her since I saw her in that.....

Post by **drew** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:40 am

Why is it that, I used to see Olivia D'abo in the Wonder Years; but never realized she was a naked Barbarian

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:29 am

Why is it that every man on this forum is obsessing over my avatar's boobies?

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:50 am

Why is it that Elfgirl thinks that this is the ONLY forum where the men are obsessed over her avatar's boobies?

Post by **drew** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:31 pm

Elfgirl wrote:Why is it that every man on this forum is obsessing over my avatar's boobies?

To answer your question, Remove the words "Why; Is; It; That;On; This; Forum; My Avatar's"

Post by **jwaneeta** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:51 am

Why is it that the people who make copies in Kinkos and Office Max seems so much more miserable that the people doing other jobs in the same stores?

(btw, Drew: *snicker*)

Post by **Esmer** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:03 am

why is it that women won't admit they obsess over boobies too?

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:30 am

Why is it that "boobies" took over this thread?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:31 am

Why is that boobies are often responsible for infiltrating ALL threads?

Post by **drew** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:13 pm

Why is it that Miss Elfgirl can ask this question:

Elfgirl wrote:Why is that boobies are often responsible for infiltrating ALL threads?

With an Avatar looking like that?(which I understand is actually a picture of herself).

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:50 am

drew wrote:...With an Avatar looking like that?(which I understand is actually a picture of herself).

Yeah, sure it is...

Why is it that when someone is talking on their cell phone while driving,
they always slow down to at least 10 MPH UNDER the posted speed limit?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:25 am

(ain't a pic of me - did have it up once, but none of the 'boobie girl' avis are me! Other than my alter-ego, Elauradaneth...)

Why is it that everyone on this site seems to be obsessing about me?

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:56 pm

Obsessing about you?
That must be a curse unlike my curse:

Why is it that there can be 1/2 of Kevin's Watch logged in,
but when I log in, everyone clears out within minutes?
I use deodorant, soap & water too!

Post by **Marv** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:34 pm

Because no matter how much you scrub-you still smell like a horse!

Why is it that my gf still asks me if i'm ticklish when she knows not only that i am but the precise areas of my body that are? Is it some sort of weird ritual going back to our childhoods that humans have to ask that question as a prelude to tickling someone?

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:12 pm

Why is it that "pro" and "con" are opposites,
but yet we don't see that in "PROgress" and "CONgress"?

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:43 am

(but you do, dear Cheval! CONgress IS a con!)

Why is it that I can get so much more work done when my boss is away, and still have time to play on KW without limit?