(not a cartoon, I can only find animated pictures of them)
Chuck Noblet (Stephen Colbert):

Principal Blackman (Greg Hollimon):

Geoffrey Jellineck (Paul Dinello):

Jerri Blank (Amy Sedaris):

Moderators: Cagliostro, sgt.null
"Orlando, you can't be a pilgrim. The pilgrims had snowy white skin to match their pure Christian souls. They didn't sacrifice coconuts to their monkey gods."
Chuck: "You're new here, so let me lay it down for ya. I run a pretty tight ship around here. That's why the students call me 'the hammer'."
Orlando Pinatubo: "We don't call you that."
Chuck: "Shut up."
"Dear Lord, thank you for giving this game your undivided attention. We'll try to be brief so you can return your energies to the movement of the stars and the condemnation of the Jews. Please hand us an easy victory. I'm not saying that if we lose we'll turn away. But do you really want to take that risk? And finally, just as you cured the blind, thank you for curing this team of the blind. Oh, and, uh, forgive me for that thing I did with the thing. Amen" -- leading the team prayer before the big game, from "Behind Blank Eyes"