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Spring
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by Spring » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:03 pm
Ok everyone. Enter two words (English words, can be slang) into Google (normal Google, not images, video etc.).
You win if you can get under two results.
Spring
Warmark
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by Warmark » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:31 pm
Have you actually done this? Google usually brings up hundreds of things.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
Warmark
wayfriend
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by wayfriend » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:42 pm
unambergrised formication
1 result. (A link to Kevin's Watch!)
I win.
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Warmark
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by Warmark » Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:53 pm
Damn.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
Full of the heavens and time.
Warmark
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by [Syl] » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:30 pm
gonfalon & apophenia : 1
callipygean & hydroencephalitic : 0
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and
active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
-George Steiner
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Marv
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by Marv » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:37 pm
lesbian orgy
9'300'000 results. Ok, it was along shot.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
Marv
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by wayfriend » Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:43 pm
Buy + new
1,920,000,000 matches. (That's 2 Billion.)
I win again.
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drew
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by drew » Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:42 pm
If only I could log onto Google China...I'd type Democracy + Religion
Marvin The Magnificent wrote: lesbian orgy
9'300'000 results. Ok, it was along shot.
Did you copy any links to those results?
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
drew
Elfgirl
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by Elfgirl » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:26 am
drew wrote: If only I could log onto Google China...I'd type Democracy + Religion
good one, drew!!!
I did "free" and "web" - I got 4,310,000,000 hits.
I WIN!!!
"Right away would be good. Right now would be better"
-- Nick Succorso
OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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sgt.null
Jack of Odd Trades, Master of Fun
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by sgt.null » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:04 am
hackmatack & stratomous
0 hits
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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by wayfriend » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:48 pm
sgtnull + posts
4,323,255,648,393,934.7
Sometimes the joke is just laying there, and you gotta pick it up. Sorry, Sarge.
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sgt.null
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by sgt.null » Sat Jul 22, 2006 6:32 pm
sgtnull & spam
Web Results 1 - 2 of about 1,170 for sgtnull spam.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
sgt.null
Elfgirl
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by Elfgirl » Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:18 am
I tried "Elfgirl" and "dAN" - I got 1,910 hits!
That's about right!
"Right away would be good. Right now would be better"
-- Nick Succorso
OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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sgt.null
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by sgt.null » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:33 pm
191 for sgtkafka spam.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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by Edinburghemma » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:38 pm
ornithoptic plum -1
The reality is in this head. Mine. I'm the projector at the planetarium, all the closed little universe visible in the circle of that stage is coming out of my mouth, eyes, and sometimes other orifices also.
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by BT Shire » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:00 am
I played this game once, but my version had slightly more strict rules. You had to get exactly one result. Zero didn't cut the mustard.
JNB
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by sgt.null » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:32 am
265 for antiphon smurf.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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by sgt.null » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:56 pm
21,690,000,000 for and, the
i have all yer bases.
something like that.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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