William Shatner Roast
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William Shatner Roast
I can't wait to see Comedy Central's roast of William Shatner tomorrow (Sunday) night.
All of there roasts are hilarious...and uncensored. If you have watched any of the roasts previously, you know what to expect.
(At least they have been uncensored in the past.)
The last one that they had was a roast of Pamela Anderson.
This is going to be good!!!
All of there roasts are hilarious...and uncensored. If you have watched any of the roasts previously, you know what to expect.
(At least they have been uncensored in the past.)
The last one that they had was a roast of Pamela Anderson.
This is going to be good!!!
Best William Shatner moment ever.....
Singing "I Want To Sex You Up" for the MTV Awards in the early '90s.
Singing "I Want To Sex You Up" for the MTV Awards in the early '90s.
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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I recall Shatner on a SNL-esqu show from the late 70s-early 80's called Fridays. He was freakin' hilarious. He was pretending to be Kirk trapped in the moment of the show, completing the mission of doingthe skits and hosting, to sove some crisis.
The "man in pain " was funny!
The "man in pain " was funny!
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Ok, so who watched this? (I stayed up a couple hours past bed time... worth it)
Betty White was my favorite, and all the gay jokes directed at Sulu were even funnier by the fact that he couldn't stop laughing at each one.
Anyway, it was awesome. I think it may have been better than Pamela Anderson's. I really hope it comes out on DVD.
Betty White was my favorite, and all the gay jokes directed at Sulu were even funnier by the fact that he couldn't stop laughing at each one.
Anyway, it was awesome. I think it may have been better than Pamela Anderson's. I really hope it comes out on DVD.
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Thought it was pretty good.
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"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Takei was an awfully good sport about the avalanche of gay jokes.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Damn. Now I wish I had cable. If they don't put it out on DVD, is it gonna play again so someone can tape it?
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I saw it last night.
TV hasn't made me actually laugh so hard that my sides started hurting in a LONG LONG time.
It was awesome.

TV hasn't made me actually laugh so hard that my sides started hurting in a LONG LONG time.
It was awesome.

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