Me, I'm the Pie Goddess. I make people eat pie.
I'm also the Chair Goddess on Tuesdays. I make people bow to chairs.
So, what god or goddess are you?
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Reisheiruhime
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A Very Strange Idea That Bit My Finger.....
So, what god/goddess are you? No, there's no link, you just think (yes, I know it's hard, but you'll have to do it sometime) of what god/goddess you are, and then, if you like, tell us.
Me, I'm the Pie Goddess. I make people eat pie.
I'm also the Chair Goddess on Tuesdays. I make people bow to chairs.
So, what god or goddess are you?
Me, I'm the Pie Goddess. I make people eat pie.
I'm also the Chair Goddess on Tuesdays. I make people bow to chairs.
So, what god or goddess are you?
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Let's trade jobs! 
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Bow to Syvanus, God of Useless Knowledge, Small Woodland Creatures (ferrets being too domesticated), and Smoke.
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
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Vs, the god of domestic work. I rain fire and brimstone down on those who don't do their chores, especially the dishes. I am also the god of tree squirrels on monday, and the god of chinese food on tuesday (these two coincide as I am sure you can all tell).
Sum sui generis
Vs
Sum sui generis
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You do not hear, and so you cannot be redeemed.
In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.
He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.
He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
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I'm the demi-god of dirt and fairly large square holes...
To venerate me, my followers (who are a scant few but faithful) sacrifice ornate shovels and trowels.
To venerate me, my followers (who are a scant few but faithful) sacrifice ornate shovels and trowels.
"We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and remember:X never, ever, marks the spot."
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"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
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- Professor Henry Jones Jr.
"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."
https://crowcanyon.org/
support your local archaeologist!
Blasphemer!!!!!!!Lord Foul wrote:I'm the Atheist God! I do nothing because as an Atheist God I don't believe in myself!
I want to be Death from the Sandman Comics cause she rocks.
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Landwaster - "When someone asks you 'Are you a God?' You say YES!" 
I am the Goddess of soft, cuddly stuffed animals, and all things lost.
I am the Goddess of soft, cuddly stuffed animals, and all things lost.
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Preaching to the converted, bedandbreakfastbirdandbear wrote:Landwaster - "When someone asks you 'Are you a God?' You say YES!"
I have a computer program I wrote in QBasic in which you start by creating a random bunch of people, and then just let the years roll by. They age, marry, bear, die, locate themselves, take up professions and sports, gain and lose financially ... do everything. It replicates the life of a community.
The name of my program? "I Am A God"
Do you think I like being this dangerous?
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Don't cross the streams.
"It is not the literal past that rules us, save, possibly, in a biological sense. It is images of the past. Each new historical era mirrors itself in the picture and active mythology of its past or of a past borrowed from other cultures. It tests its sense of identity, of regress or new achievement against that past.”
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Damelon wrote:
Would YOU like to shorten the claws of a Goddess???
But of course, there might be an over-God for cats (a male Bast?)
But you can´t be the God of Cats! There is only one Goddess in my home, and that is definitely my cat. She rules everything and keep the hearts of her inferior humans in the palm of her paw......God of laughter, cats...
Would YOU like to shorten the claws of a Goddess???
But of course, there might be an over-God for cats (a male Bast?)
SLATFATF...