Could That Pungent Earthblood Have Done With Some Chlorine?

Post by **Landwaster** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 5:37 pm

I would have thought, as Lords, there'd be some responsibility to ensure that health dangers to the Land were averted or at least controlled.

That Earthblood, with thr heady aroma and somewhat overtly and overly nutritious texture/colour ... do you think we should get it chlorinated under the next government budget?

Should a simple wire cage be erected around the stairwell to the top of Kevin's Watch? Perhaps another on the watch itself?

I think its about time that the Soulsease had a decent bridge connecting the North Plains directly with Andelain. There's a lot of traffic over the river there, and the nearest safe crossing is way up at Revelstone.

Shouldn't a fence be erected around Andelain? Vandals tend to have a field day.

Where was the little alcove in the side of the tree of Soaring Woodhelven where Quell brand fire extinguishers could be kept?

Shouldn't the track taken by Elena and TC into the Westron Mountains have a sign at the base advising "experienced bushwalkers and climbers only"?

Landsdrop needs walkways. A grader should be sent through Doom's Retreat once every six months to clear debris. Do Ranyhyn riders have third party insurance? Where's the signs warning them not to take hurtloam and ride. Is there a blood-hurtloam content limit? Should Diamonddraught be allowed on boats only in unopened containers?

Should gloves be issued for people carrying graveling pots?

And why the hell isn't the Giantway signposted as DRY WEATHER ROAD ONLY?

Are we doing enough to ensure safety amongst the people of the Land?

Post by **Seafoam Understone** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:00 pm

you thilly man you...

Post by **Landwaster** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:47 am

See the lisp? Not enough chlorine!

Post by **[Syl]** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 6:39 am

Not sure about the wire cage, but we definately need a handicap ramp going up Kevin's Watch.

And do you realize how difficult it would be to be a lifeguard at Glimmermere? I think they're going to have to put up a "no swimming" sign.

Also, I don't recall Foamfollower ever having an operator's permit for his boat. Need to look into that. We also need something along the lines of the DMV... maybe the Dept. of Ranyhyn Riders to make sure everyone's registered.

Hmmm, another sign... "Don't feed the Lurker," or possibly a "No Earthpower within 50 yards" warning.

Post by **Landwaster** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:51 pm

Sylvanus wrote:Not sure about the wire cage, but we definately need a handicap ramp going up Kevin's Watch.

Absolute gold!!!!!

Post by **Reisheiruhime** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:35 pm

I think we need proper roads running in and out of the Shattered.... whatever it was called. Yes, we should call in a road crew immediately!

Post by **Landwaster** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:38 pm

And some levees would go along way toward freeing up some of the Great Swamp for agriculture.

Post by **hierachy** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:47 am

This is a very funny thread, but it makes you think.....
All these things would ruin the land, and yet someone in our world has gone ahead and done them

Theres just too many rules regulations and procedures nowadays; I think if you want to take a risk you have a right to do so!!!

Post by **Landwaster** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:00 am

Well yeah but nobody seemed TOO thrillseeking in TCTC ... whereas imagine the insurance premiums for playing Harry Potter's Quidditch (sp?). It'd be prohibitive.

Imagine if a whole bunch of the constabulary turned up to arrest Brinn and Ak-Haru thingemebob, just as they were about to start proceedings ... like at the end of Monty Python's Holy Grail ...

Oh yeah, and I think cane toads should be introduced up north to help contain the arguleh problem.

Post by **Forestal** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 8:57 am

Landwaster wrote:Imagine if a whole bunch of the constabulary turned up to arrest Brinn and Ak-Haru thingemebob, just as they were about to start proceedings ... like at the end of Monty Python's Holy Grail ...

ROFL

just think of the environmentalists at the slaughter of the wraiths

[edit] ... feb 2003 and i only just hit 100 posts :s

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 11:45 am

Nice av, Forestal - the krill?

I can imagine a constable breaking up Brinn and Ardenol "Alright lads, leave it, leave it"

Post by **Gil galad** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 2:05 pm

A tourist center outside revelsone giving away free maps and paid guided tours of the keep :p

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 12:35 am

Bungee jumping off Kevin's Watch *heave, gag*

Post by **Forestal** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 7:12 am

CovenantJr wrote:Bungee jumping off Kevin's Watch *heave, gag*

I'm sooooooo there!!

Post by **Seafoam Understone** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 12:37 pm

Base Jumping would be better... can't guarantee that the bungee cord isn't going to bounce you right back into the side of KW..owie!

Post by **Landwaster** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:00 pm

Haha that's grouse! Base jumping of KW! (or kay-dub as base-jumpers tend to call it).

Post by **Gil galad** » Sun Oct 05, 2003 2:35 pm

Love to come base jumpoing with you but im busy running my black water rafting company through under mount doom!

Post by **hierachy** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:01 am

Wouldn't that be a bit hot?

~-Hierachy-~ The thread necromancer strikes again!

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