ABC Why I Didn't Turn In My Homework game

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:49 pm

Zebra's cage needed cleaning and accidentally used homework papers for bottom of cage.
(Yes, I used ALL 376 pages of my essay)

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:29 pm

alcohol poisoning

Post by **Phantasm** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:03 pm

Benzene fumes overcame me.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:29 pm

crack addiction takes all of my time.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:43 am

death of my goldfish has driven me to drink

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:17 am

eating bad tomatoes caused me stmache distress.

Post by **Phantasm** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:05 pm

Flesh eating bug has got my legs, and I'm waiting in for the prosthetic ones to be delivered.

($10.99 a pair delivered from Wal-Mart, bargain)

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:15 pm

got gout.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:59 pm

Harry Potter zapped it withi his wand

Post by **Phantasm** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:13 pm

Interpol took it away for forensic testing

Post by **Creator** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:42 am

Just decided that doing homework sucked!!

Post by **Phantasm** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:38 pm

Kevins Watch trolls ate my homework

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:53 pm

lubrication spilled all over it, had to throw it away.

Post by **Phantasm** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:13 pm

Masticated it, then spat it down the toilet

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:45 pm

neocons confiscated it, for homeland security reasons.

Post by **Phantasm** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:49 pm

Overfed the cat, and he puked on it

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:20 pm

Perfect Day outside, played Hooky.

Post by **Phantasm** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:07 pm

Questioned the legality of the homework subject

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:14 pm

Rested until Lost came on...forgot all about the homework.

Post by **Cheval** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:12 pm

Snakes were on a plane and I had to go disfuse the problem.

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