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Vericose Veins Barbie, includes support stockings and orthopedic shoes
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Wuss Barbie. (not too different from regular barbie).
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Xenophobe Barbie. Comes with 12 guage shotgun. Shells not included.
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Yente Barbie
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Zaphod Beeblebrox Barbie -- Comes with movable third arm, and an extra head. Try her karate chop action!
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Ambercrombie and Fitch Barbie
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Burned At The Stake Barbie (A Barbie-Q!)
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Cheesy feet Barbie.
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Decapitated Barbie

(hey, it's only a matter of time anyway. Why not right out of the box.)
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Egghead Barbie
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Fried egg boobs Barbie (like that's ever gonna happen)
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Ghandi Barbie -- As if she wasn't thin enough!
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Hardcore Barbie - she's sooooooooooooo intense.
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International Spy Barbie
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Jingoistic Barbie
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Ku Klux Klan Barbie complete with sheet and cross
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Lunatic Barbie, complete with straight jacket
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Mormon Barbie...comes with 2 other wives and a Weirdly-bearded Ken.
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New Mom Barbie, comes with milk engorged breasts
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Orgasmic Barbie
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Marx, Lennon
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