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For the attention of: Peter
Thank you for ordering from Bluebottle Wines
We ship all over the world... all prices quoted in pounds sterling
You have chosen the following wines which will be despatched to:
Somewhere
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YOUR ORDER:-
1980 Cabernet Sauvignon Molte Coniglio (with garlic)
Price 122.93
9999 bottle(s) ordered. TOTAL = 1229177.07
1993, Cuvee "El Puta Loco" Seleccion Especial
Price �32.43
9999 bottle(s) ordered. TOTAL = �324267.57
1997 Dog's Ouch Red Franc Minion Valley
Price �15.17
9999 bottle(s) ordered. TOTAL = �151684.83
1997 La Palazza Di Scimpanz� Brunello DOCG
Price �35.23
9999 bottle(s) ordered. TOTAL = �352264.77
1999 Quattro Formaggi Amarone Della Valpolicella Classico
Price �76.99
9999 bottle(s) ordered. TOTAL = �769823.01
1999 Bigfart Creek Pinot Noir, Arce Vineyard, Redneck Valley, Oregon
Price �34.59
9999 bottle(s) ordered. TOTAL = �345865.41
2001 Duchaggio Offal Grind Sonoma County
Price �34.99
9999 bottle(s) ordered. TOTAL = �349865.01
2002 "Effing Crazyman" Merlot Estate Grown Santa Hunka Valley
Price �25.99
9999 bottle(s) ordered. TOTAL = �259874.01
2003 Joseph Groutban Chateau Bollocks Burgundy
Price �74.99
9999 bottle(s) ordered. TOTAL = �749825.01
GRAND TOTAL = �4532646.69
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understanding this email may provoke, etc, etc. In other words, you've been
Bluebottled.
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