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Tonight's the night I try to sell Waddley's car that I just stole, sorry.
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Undressed women scare the hell out of me
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vd called, i have to go in for my test results. they dais it was urgent.
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Would love to date you tonight, but I have a masturbatathon to attend instead.
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xxx club is meeting tonight and tranvestites is the theme.
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You make me sick. I will not date thee.
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Zoolander is actually my gf already
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ass warts are bleeding, have to soak in the tub.
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Been granted a wish, and I wish you were worth dating.
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Crabs. Got 'em..so would you.
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Dung shovelling night at the Shitkickers Arms :beer:
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Equinox of the seasons is coming...
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Finish my term paper on Lonely Losers.
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Got to go to the seminar on earthworm reproduction
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Hanging out with the lepers tonight - acting as their right hand man ('cos many of them don't have a right hand, or a nose, ears or toes for that matter)
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Just got a call from my estetician...he can squeeze me in for a 'Brazillian' today.
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killing my worst enemy tonight, don't have time
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies


i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


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the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
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Looking for a HOT car to buy tonight.
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iiiiii can't go out with you, iiiiiii have a hot scrabble date! :twisted:
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies


i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio


a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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