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sgtnull wrote:why is it that hot dogs come in packs of twelve and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?
10 & 6 respectively here - still very odd.
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so 24 is the magic number here and
30 is the number there.
at twp apiece that is twelve in usa
15 in scotland.
are hotdog feasts that popular?
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Why is it that fish spend their lives under water,
but they still stink?
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why is it that sharks can drown?
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Why is it they always load you with work on your last day before holidays? :cry:
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why is it the least productive workers are always blameless?
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Why is it that the more stupid the T.V. show is,
the more popular it is?










(i.e.: Spongebob)
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Why is it that
the harder you work, the more someone else gets the credit?
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Why is it that people will boil water to make tea,
add sugar to sweeten it,
then add ice to cool the tea and put in lemon juice for flavor?

(Hot and sweet to cold and tart)
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Why is it that we have a Goverment that kills people
who killed people
to show that killing people is wrong?
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Why is it that local law enforcement will spend $1700 of taxpayer's money to remove $30 worth of pot from the streets?
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Why is it that during presidential elections the public only hears about two candidates,
when they are eight people running for office?
Are the Reps and Dems that afraid of the others?
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Why is it that when you are on vacation away from home,
you cannot wait to GET home?
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Why is it that the more you watch time tick away on the clock,
the slower time seems to go by?
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Why is it that the strength of my sense of smell is directly proportional to how dirty my son's diaper is?
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Why is it that nobody has come up with any answers to these questions?
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Why does someone think
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Why is it that I can't stop visiting the Watch even on my busiest days?
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