aTOMiC wrote:Well like most folks, Santa I've been good and bad. The bad not so bad and the good not nearly good enough. I suppose the real test is the fact that I'm not satisfied with my behavior and I strive to do better. If that counts for anything please leave the following under my tree:
5. An end to all War, suffering and death on this planet. (You know what? Scratch the first 4. Just give me number 5 and we'll call it a Christmas)
:::bravo!!!:::
However, as someone worried about over population, I wouldn't ask for an end to all death. I still think death can be approached gladly after a fulfilled and well lived lenghtly life...
Ah, the big fat bloke with the red suit. I'm glad you've made an appearance here, cos I've got a bone to pick with you.
When I was 10, I had been a really good boy all year - hadn't set fire to any sheds or anything like that - and I asked you for a Scalextric set with the minis with the working lights. You gave me a poxy train set, and I don't even like trains. What was all that about fatty?
Then when I was 15, I had been a really good boy all year - hadn't stolen any cars or anything like that - and I asked you for one of those new fangled computer thingys. You gave me a poxy "build your own metal detector kit", and I'm crap at DIY, so it's still in the box in my dads attic. What was that all about, you rotund Rudolph lover?
And to make it even worse, I left out a nip of whisky (malt, not your usual blended crap) and a mince pie every year, but NEVER get what I want.
So this year, you'd better leave something good, or I'll be on the first plane to Lapland to shove that sledge and all your smelly reindeer where the sun don't shine.
Thanks for your time reading this Santa (lets face it, for someone who only works one day a year, you've got plenty of that on your hands)
Phantasm.
P.S. I'v been a REALLY good boy this year - haven't robbed any banks or anything like that - so please be nice to me.
Santa wrote:Santa even loves that poor,Loremaster lad who pwned Santa.Naughty,naughty,naughty.
Bring. It. On.
Remember last year when I charged you with break and enter? Well this year I'll line the chimney with razor wire. Let's see who's ho ho hoing now you bearded git.
HO HO HO you little rascal!I might just have to leave that autographed copy of Cosmos at some other little boys house.
PRELIM: M6.5 11:44 1/05 51.2N 130.6W 221 km WNW of Port Hardy, BC, Canada QUEEN CHARLOTTE ISLANDS REGION Z=10km US 2008lvay 2ecaf
Phantasm wrote:Ah, the big fat bloke with the red suit. I'm glad you've made an appearance here, cos I've got a bone to pick with you.
When I was 10, I had been a really good boy all year - hadn't set fire to any sheds or anything like that - and I asked you for a Scalextric set with the minis with the working lights. You gave me a poxy train set, and I don't even like trains. What was all that about fatty?
Then when I was 15, I had been a really good boy all year - hadn't stolen any cars or anything like that - and I asked you for one of those new fangled computer thingys. You gave me a poxy "build your own metal detector kit", and I'm crap at DIY, so it's still in the box in my dads attic. What was that all about, you rotund Rudolph lover?
And to make it even worse, I left out a nip of whisky (malt, not your usual blended crap) and a mince pie every year, but NEVER get what I want.
So this year, you'd better leave something good, or I'll be on the first plane to Lapland to shove that sledge and all your smelly reindeer where the sun don't shine.
Thanks for your time reading this Santa (lets face it, for someone who only works one day a year, you've got plenty of that on your hands)
Phantasm.
P.S. I'v been a REALLY good boy this year - haven't robbed any banks or anything like that - so please be nice to me.
I am that fat bloke!Fortunately you still have a few days to get back on the good list you ingrate.BTW Santa prefers a nice dark Puerto Rican rum,and can you imagine what it must be like being duty bound to eat all those cookies,cakes,and pies?Sometimes I wish the occasional child would put out alka seltzer,Tums,or Kaopectate.Santa may be full of Christmas magic,but that does not keep him off the crapper all Christmas day.
PRELIM: M6.5 11:44 1/05 51.2N 130.6W 221 km WNW of Port Hardy, BC, Canada QUEEN CHARLOTTE ISLANDS REGION Z=10km US 2008lvay 2ecaf
aTOMiC wrote:Well like most folks, Santa I've been good and bad. The bad not so bad and the good not nearly good enough. I suppose the real test is the fact that I'm not satisfied with my behavior and I strive to do better. If that counts for anything please leave the following under my tree:
1. A new PC. (2gig or more memory. As close to 4 Ghz proc as possible. Terrabyte HD. etc.
2. Playstation 3 - Any color is fine - tons of games
3. Xbox 360 & tons of games
4. 52" plasma TV
5. An end to all War, suffering and death on this planet. (You know what? Scratch the first 4. Just give me number 5 and we'll call it a Christmas)
I could grant any of these,but after a quick round of eeny meeny minee moe,your getting the T.V.,oh well there is always next year for world peace.
PRELIM: M6.5 11:44 1/05 51.2N 130.6W 221 km WNW of Port Hardy, BC, Canada QUEEN CHARLOTTE ISLANDS REGION Z=10km US 2008lvay 2ecaf
Santa, if you could just make my stepmother adhere to the request of EIGHT years ago to stop sending me stuff that would be great....I have no idea what the hell I am gonna do with the fifty bucks worth of overpriced candle crap she sent! Please Santa....remind her...NO GIFTS!!!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
Cameraman Jenn wrote:Santa, if you could just make my stepmother adhere to the request of EIGHT years ago to stop sending me stuff that would be great....I have no idea what the hell I am gonna do with the fifty bucks worth of overpriced candle crap she sent! Please Santa....remind her...NO GIFTS!!!
Thats funny,I left her $50 of overpriced candle crap last year.Santa must look into this.
PRELIM: M6.5 11:44 1/05 51.2N 130.6W 221 km WNW of Port Hardy, BC, Canada QUEEN CHARLOTTE ISLANDS REGION Z=10km US 2008lvay 2ecaf
Queeaqueg wrote:
I have been really NAUGHTY this Santa, so stay away!
After watching Futurama, I will never trust Santa again.
Curse that anti Santa propaganda!Besides from what you did to that poor man with your cricket bat you have been a pretty good boy
AH HA! Now I know you are a liar! It was a golf club, not a cricket ba....
