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Shouldn't it be

"I see you when you're sleeping"??

Noob.
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yes.
and does anyone else get the feeling that this 'conversation' with Santa is much like that conversation with 'God' that some of you did ...?

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Hrm....

Me: "I don't believe in you. Help me out here. Throw me a frikkin bone!"

God: ...

Nah, at least Santa replied.
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Seareach wrote:Santa tends to not use spacing.... I'd reveal your identity...but I don't want to spoil it for all the other kiddies!! ;)
If I were to guess, I'd say Santa is Null.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
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Santa also uses the Schwetty family recipe to bake his (christmas) balls...
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Dude! I love Schwetty balls!
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Why would you bake Christmas balls? Wouldn't you hang them from the tree?
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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I'll have you know Wadds, that women, men and children of all ages have sampled and agree that my Schwetty balls are the best they have EVER had.

In fact, many repeat tasters have said, "I looked forward all year to getting one of your Schwetty balls on my tongue".
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Best. Skit. Ever.
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Why would you bake Christmas balls? Wouldn't you hang them from the tree?
Schwetty balls may be baked or simply left out at room temperature, without any covering. Either method makes my schwetty balls delicious and will melt only in your mouth, but not in your hands.
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Why would you bake Christmas balls? Wouldn't you hang them from the tree?
I take it you've never watched that SNL episode....
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

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I'm just a dandelion
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Is there a recipe (that I can touch with a 10 ft pole)?
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Sorry dAN, I don't watch alot of tv. I've never seen even one episode of any of the Survivor series or American Idol or Lost or Battlestar Galactica or any of the shows that have threads in this forum. I read alot and I play alot of Carcassonne with Bloodguard Bob and Tadgh O'Higgins and Lord Mormon.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Sorry dAN, I don't watch alot of tv. I've never seen even one episode of any of the Survivor series or American Idol or Lost or Battlestar Galactica or any of the shows that have threads in this forum. I read alot and I play alot of Carcassonne with Bloodguard Bob and Tadgh O'Higgins and Lord Mormon.

That's OK Jenn. My Schwetty balls make any event, such as game-playing, or any contact sport, that much more enjoyable. You could say that my Schwetty balls are an important part of any team sport or are great for just solo enjoyment, one-on-one.
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dANdeLION wrote:
Seareach wrote:Santa tends to not use spacing.... I'd reveal your identity...but I don't want to spoil it for all the other kiddies!! ;)
If I were to guess, I'd say Santa is Null.
I dont think so, im not going to spoil it either though. :D
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Waddley Hasselhoff wrote:Shouldn't it be

"I see you when you're sleeping"??

Noob.
I spotted that earlier. :biggrin:
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Santa is not accustomed to dealing with such antagonistic little children. :o BTW,To whom it may concern:I know all about what you did that night in Seattle,you are on the naughty list for life.
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You think you know, but you have no idea.
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Hey Santa!!!
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Loremaster wrote:
Santa wrote:HO HO HO!Wait a second there!Santa might not mind Waddley raping him.
Santa, you're a perverted bastard.
Santa likes hos. Ha. Ha. Ha. "Funny."

EDIT-I'M SORRY!

Please don't punish me for crap jokes santa :cry:
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