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Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:55 am

Big deal, who cares about the darn "goodlist!" Santa, you gonna bring Heatherly a new car because she totally stupidly, negligently and willfully trashed the perfectly good one I hooked her up with? If you aren't then maybe you could do us all a favor and pound some responsibility and sense into her head because God knows I have spent the last, what, twelve years trying to do so to no avail? Actually I should probably try to find the God thread and beg there because it will take an act of God to make that happen.....wow... I am really mad. I almost want to edit this post so I don't sound like a crazy woman but heck, it feels good to get it out.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:11 pm

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
dANdeLION’s coming to town

I’ve made a list,
No need to check it twice;
I know you’re naughty, not nice.
dANdeLION’s coming to town

I see you when you're Sunbaneglasses
I know when you're Substitute Lord Foul
I know you've been bad, not good
So be good for goodness sake

dANdeLION's a busy man he has no time to play
He's got millions of things to do on Christmas day

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
dANdeLION’s coming to town

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:44 pm

Stay out of my air space.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:29 pm

I have no plans of entering your skull, Quee.

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:33 pm

That is what the doctor said and look what happened...

Post by **danlo** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:53 pm

Why is Frosty smiling???

Post by **Phantasm** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:17 pm

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Big deal, who cares about the darn "goodlist!" Santa, you gonna bring Heatherly a new car because she totally stupidly, negligently and willfully trashed the perfectly good one I hooked her up with? If you aren't then maybe you could do us all a favor and pound some responsibility and sense into her head because God knows I have spent the last, what, twelve years trying to do so to no avail? Actually I should probably try to find the God thread and beg there because it will take an act of God to make that happen.....wow... I am really mad. I almost want to edit this post so I don't sound like a crazy woman but heck, it feels good to get it out.

It can be cathartic to rant now and again.

Post by **Waddley** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:46 pm

Christmas time makes me wish I were Jehovah Witness.

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:51 pm

Christmas time makes me feel happy. I am not a Christian(my family are) but it gives me the feeling of togetherness.

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:01 am

Santa wrote:
Menolly wrote:

I posted that I was good, and left it at that. Now look at what y'all did. No Santa at home, since I'm Jewish, and now no Santa here...
Santa may have been a bit rash.
Menolly is back on the good list.What would you like Santa to bring you?

Just make Beorn's holiday nice.

He only got one gift for Hanukkah, and that was from my sister. I managed to get him a Wii using credit I don't really have now that I lost my job due to moving out of the Village, and I got him the DragonballZ game for the Wii with the money FIL gave me to get him a gift.

That's all he's getting this year. He's not a Dudley Dursley, where quantity is more important than quality, but that seems a little skimpy even to me.

I do hope he enjoys the Wii so he's not too disappointed in not getting anything else...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:03 am

Menolly, I am sure he will be thrilled. That sounds like a great gift and in about three days you will be so sick of the Dragonballz music that you will need a vacation! heheheheh.

Post by **balon!** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:07 am

I wonder if Santa celevrates Festivus....

Post by **Loredoctor** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:20 am

Balon wrote:I wonder if Santa celevrates Festivus....

I think Santa worships ancient Russian Pagan gods.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:31 am

Santa's an atheist and he celebrates Christmas by getting drunk and reminiscing about all the kiddies he's had in his lap that month...sicko

Post by **balon!** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:06 am

Loremaster wrote:
Balon wrote:I wonder if Santa celevrates Festivus....
I think Santa worships ancient Russian Pagan gods.

Jastrau?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:12 am

Balon wrote:
Loremaster wrote:
Balon wrote:I wonder if Santa celevrates Festivus....
I think Santa worships ancient Russian Pagan gods.
Jastrau?

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:34 am

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Santa's an atheist and he celebrates Christmas by getting drunk and reminiscing about all the kiddies he's had in his lap that month...sicko

YouTube · Post by **Menolly** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:45 am

My eyes! My eyes!!!

Post by **Phantasm** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:53 pm

Cameraman Jenn wrote:Santa's an atheist and he celebrates Christmas by getting drunk and reminiscing about all the kiddies he's had in his lap that month...sicko

Having a bad day Jenn?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:15 am

Well, I was but I am much better now. I am taking the watchers advice and the wise words of Bloodguard Bob and Julie and just letting the truck thing go. I am also taking their advice not to help her no matter what so when she inevitably asks me I am simply gonna tell her that Santa needs some help with a sand pounding project he's working on and that she might want to stretch out first cuz the bending required to help him might be uncomfortable.

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