ABC's of Ways to get Banned from the Watch

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:12 pm

Having the cheek not to just mock the smock but to totally villify the smock.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:30 am

Indecent dealings with the smock!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:37 am

Jay catches you feeling up the smock.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:40 am

Keep right on going despite being caught feeling up the smock!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:41 am

lusting after the smock uncontrollably.....

(example)..."Oh smock, I want you, I must have you, Smock my every cell is on fire just thinking of holding you and caressing you in my arms. My fingers ache to touch your hems, your seams. I need you Smock."

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:44 am

Messing up the smock

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:46 am

Naming the smock "Princess Pansy"

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:51 am

Overtly bagging the smock

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:58 am

Posting puerile verse about the smock.

example:

The smock is so gay
I just have to say
At this moment I pray
You get rid of it Jay

It's easy to mock
The ridiculous smock
Hope your closet will lock
Cuz the smock is a crock

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:01 am

Quite a refreshing look at an old smock of sh*t...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:03 am

Resisting being assimilated into the smock collective.

(damn Elfie, we are on a roll tonight!)

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:11 am

Sandwiching ourselves between a smock and a hard place...

*slaps hands with Jenn* yeehar!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:20 am

Taunting the smock mercilessly....

Oh smock! your buttons are undone....hahahahh made ya look!!!

(high fives Elfie back!!! Smockmockers RULE!!!)

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:25 am

Using the smock as kindling.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:33 am

Very good to see you at the Smocknockers Annual Ball, SBG!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 5:39 am

Wigging out about the smock...and yes welcome SBG

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:04 am

XXX rated pictures in all forums

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:33 am

yelling at the smock...."Smock you suck donkey rectums! Go back to smockworld you putrid pile of monkey puckey!"

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:28 am

Zipper frenzy - sewed them all over the smock to make it look gimpy.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:36 am

Are you sure the smock NEEDS to be modified to look gimpy?

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