ABC Barbie

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:19 pm

Nagging Barbie - comes complete with repetitive shrill motion activated commentary greats such as "Take out the garbage, Ken, how many more times do I have to ask?"

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:33 pm

Ocho Sinco Barbie. Comes with Mohawk and mirror.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:53 pm

Pro Life Barbie, comes with protest signs, anti abortion pamphlets and pipe bombs for those pesky clinics.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:00 am

Queer Eye Barbie - comes with REAL fashion sense and a few gay pals...

Post by **Gil galad** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:00 am

Quite annoying Barbie, upgraded from Mildly annoying Barbie.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:03 am

(damn, Gil - we musta posted simultaneously!)

Rude B*tch Barbie - pull her string and she cusses like a Tourette's sufferer!

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:04 am

Sunchild barbie. No tan lines.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:48 am

Torture Barbie, comes with rack and the latest in prisoner torture implements. Sodium Penethol not included.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:29 am

Unfettered Barbie - comes naked.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:02 am

Vocabulary Barbie, comes with a dictionary.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:29 am

Wet T-shirt Barbie - comes with water pistol and white tee.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:35 am

x-files barbie...the truth is out there.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:38 am

Y-front Barbie - transgender version!

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:40 am

Zippo lighter barbie. comes with 2 packs of smokes

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:27 pm

Arachnid Barbie, comes with eight eyes, eight hairy legs and moveable mandibles.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:28 pm

Barbie Barbie...conjoined at the conical boobies.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:29 pm

Cheating Barbie, comes with two Kens.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:44 pm

Despot Barbie...comes w/ machete.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:49 pm

Elfie Barbie, comes with excellent photoshop skills and great wit.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:18 pm

Footstool Barbie.

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