And now he is IN my office talking on his cellphone making flight arrangements to fly to LA today. I wonder if he's someone famous or something, anyone ever heard of Ryan Dolphin. Someone this obnoxious HAS to be famous.
HAHAHAHAH! His cell phone cut out just as he was booking his flights. Now he's got to start over again.
How do you feel today?
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Cameraman Jenn
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Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Ryan W. Dolphin in fact. Anyone? Anyone? Ok, he can't be famous cuz he doesn't come up in Wikipedia or Google. Although he should be, he has the perfectly coiffed twenty something white boy looks and build with casual fashion trendy clothes and a vette and the better than thou attitude. Cha, wonder how much trouble I would get in if I grabbed the cell phone and shoved it up his nose......
Oh Dear Lord now he's furiously texting and making dramatic put out sighs. This guy can't be for real. Did one of you guys send him here to test me? Am I on candid camera? Where's Ashton Kutcher? Am I being punk'd?
Oh Dear Lord now he's furiously texting and making dramatic put out sighs. This guy can't be for real. Did one of you guys send him here to test me? Am I on candid camera? Where's Ashton Kutcher? Am I being punk'd?
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Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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www.linkedin.com/pub/2/54/9a2Cameraman Jenn wrote:Ryan W. Dolphin in fact. Anyone? Anyone? Ok, he can't be famous cuz he doesn't come up in Wikipedia or Google. Although he should be, he has the perfectly coiffed twenty something white boy looks and build with casual fashion trendy clothes and a vette and the better than thou attitude. Cha, wonder how much trouble I would get in if I grabbed the cell phone and shoved it up his nose......
Perhaps!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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OH, I bet it IS.
Thank GOD he's finally gone. So he gets a phonecall while in the office from some woman in LA and after he hangs up the phone he says to me, "Life is funny sometimes." and I say, "Oh? How so?" and he says, "I find myself doing the same thing at 26 that I did at 18, my life is just a string of parties." I said, "Well, enjoy it while you can." Which effectively cut down the conversation. I pointedly went back to my crossword puzzle. Then when the car was done he spent five minutes per side inspecting the rims to make sure we didn't scratch them. After his obnoxious inspection he says in this patronizing almost disbelieving voice, "WOW! You guys did a really good job....a really good job. I'll definitely be back." GAH!
Thank GOD he's finally gone. So he gets a phonecall while in the office from some woman in LA and after he hangs up the phone he says to me, "Life is funny sometimes." and I say, "Oh? How so?" and he says, "I find myself doing the same thing at 26 that I did at 18, my life is just a string of parties." I said, "Well, enjoy it while you can." Which effectively cut down the conversation. I pointedly went back to my crossword puzzle. Then when the car was done he spent five minutes per side inspecting the rims to make sure we didn't scratch them. After his obnoxious inspection he says in this patronizing almost disbelieving voice, "WOW! You guys did a really good job....a really good job. I'll definitely be back." GAH!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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I would rather eat cat poop than go on a date with a jackass like that.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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NO you'er not the only one.Wyldewode wrote:Am I the only one in the world who doesn't prefer tanned skin?
The hottest pair of legs to see sticking out of the bottom of a skirt are WHITE!
Don't get me wrong...I find black chicks attractive too...but white chicks should be white.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Wadds, if I went on a date with that guy I would probably find myself barely able to control the urge to stick my fork in his eye before the salad course even arrived at the table. I really need to get a hidden camera in my office......sigh.....
Besides Wadds, imagine the tank debate over this article:
Besides Wadds, imagine the tank debate over this article:
Woman Sticks Fork in Eye of Date
San Francisco resident, Cameraman Jenn, was arrested last night for sticking her salad fork in the eye of her date. When asked why she did it, she replied that she was overcome by his arrogance and obnoxious patronizing and claims that she must have been driven temporarily insane. Waitresses at the restaurant concurred that the guy's ego was enough to make them contemplate such an act themselves.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Today, as with last night and probably all weekend, I feel really miserable.
It started last night with a soar throat and chills.
(I had to leave school early last night to go home.)
Today is the coughs, sore throat, fever, lots of sleeping and just plaine feeling lousy.
My wife thinks I've got a flu-bug.
It started last night with a soar throat and chills.
(I had to leave school early last night to go home.)
Today is the coughs, sore throat, fever, lots of sleeping and just plaine feeling lousy.
My wife thinks I've got a flu-bug.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
Cheval: Suck down about a galon of black tea, followed by a shot of hot sauce. That should flush that flu out.
I feel fairly good. I made a deck planter so I can start growing my own basil to make some pesto.
Superbowl party soon! Sunday I think? Should be fun. Good excuse to break out the pepper eating contests...
I feel fairly good. I made a deck planter so I can start growing my own basil to make some pesto.
Superbowl party soon! Sunday I think? Should be fun. Good excuse to break out the pepper eating contests...
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
Drew, are you married? If not...will you marry me! Ah, I wish there were more men in the world like you!!!drew wrote:The hottest pair of legs to see sticking out of the bottom of a skirt are WHITE!
Cheval...gosh...hope you're feeling better soon.
And Marvin...OOOOOOOOH that is just ONE GORGEOUS picture and Sid's super-cute!
I'm playing scrabble now so I'm HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!
Jenn, the next time something like that happens, just ask yourself this question.....
"What Would Rick Simon Do?"
"What Would Rick Simon Do?"
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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sheesh. get in line Sea.Seareach wrote:Drew, are you married? If not...will you marry me! Ah, I wish there were more men in the world like you!!!drew wrote:The hottest pair of legs to see sticking out of the bottom of a skirt are WHITE!
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~