ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:53 pm

Halatosis. Quit throwin' up in yer mouth, please.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:54 pm

Impotence

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:58 pm

Jumpy astronaut girfriend is stalking me...cannot go ANYWHERE.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:17 pm

Kidnapping attempt got rescheduled to tonight.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:02 am

Leaving the planet for an extended stay on the International Space Station.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:46 pm

Matrixman egged me on in the tank, gotta battle to fight tonight instead.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:44 am

Never in a million years - unless you can turn yourself into Orlando Bloom.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:59 am

OH MY GOD, I totally forgot I hate your guts!

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:52 am

Pigs flying, are they?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:05 pm

Quit stalking me you freak!

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:11 pm

Renting dirty movies. Need to be alone.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:11 pm

Sex fiend! Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers....

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:01 am

Too late - Orlando Bloom has already claimed me for himself...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:03 am

Ungodly smell of your feet.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:07 am

Very likely doing something else with SOMEONE else...

Post by **iQuestor** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:47 pm

I need to go test something out.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:58 am

Well, IQ you could test your knowledge of the alphabet first!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:17 pm

X marks the spot where hell will start freezing over before I go out with you....

Post by **Loredoctor** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:46 pm

Y-chromosomes due in for repairs.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:47 pm

ZOINKS! I agree to WHAT? That's the last time I drink Tequila.

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