Corrupt a wish

Post by **iQuestor** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:00 am

Your wish is granted; On the way to the bank to pick it up, an oversized lite-brite rendition of an obsure adult cartoon character explodes as you pass under an overpass, and buries your car in rubble. Meanwhile, the sudden and untraceable windfall in you bank account is seized to repair the city.

I wish that I had the super powers ascribed to SuperMan, of Marvel Comics fame.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:23 am

Poof! Your wish is granted. You have Superman's powers, but having to wear your red undies on the outside of your costume makes you an object of ridicule & nobody takes you seriously.

I wish I could have a holiday home in every exclusive alpine resort around the world.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:36 pm

Poof, your wish is granted but upkeep on your many many homes leaves you without the funds to fly to them or even afford the lift ticket.

I wish I won the lottery.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:09 pm

*Fouf!*

The wish is granted, but the numbers are shared by a network of MADD affiliates across the nation and you have to split the money 50,000 ways. You have won (after taxes) $17.63.

I wish I could go one one steamy date with Liz Phair.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:13 pm

Pouf, your wish is granted but Kim makes you feel guilty and suffer for it the rest of your life.

I wish I could go on a date with Orlando Bloom.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:16 pm

*fouf*

Wish granted, but it turns out that Orlando Bloom is frightfully dull and his hobbies include calming jittery squirells and fondling cheese. An evening is wasted.

I wish that Kim would not make me feel bad about my date with Liz Phair!

Post by **wayfriend** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:18 pm

*poof*

You have an incredible date with Orlando Bloom. He wants to marry you. You spend the rest of your life together. For some weird reason, sometimes you live in the 17th century Carribean, and other times you live in Middle Earth. You die happy if worn out a bit sexually.

Oh, wait. That's not how the game is played.

Too bad. I already typed it in.

I wish that I could write better.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:21 pm

Wayfriend, I love you. I just simply love you.

Poof* your wish is granted and you become a writer of SRD caliber, unfortunately you can only express this talent on the watch.

I wish I was not so bored.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:52 pm

*fouf!*

Wish granted. The horde of giant spiders and rats that overtake your general vicinity thank you.

I wish that Jenn would grant my wish of Kim approving my date with Liz Phair

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:40 am

poof!

jenn grants it, but both kim and jenn come along on the date with liz & you, and liz ends up going home with the girls instead.

I wish I could get stranded on an island with Josh Holloway.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:53 am

*fouf*

Wish granted. But the island is just off the shore of greenland and he remians fully clothed.

I wish to vacation in europe for 6 weeks.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:55 am

Poof - wish granted.

you arrive in Europe and on the first day, you end up being hit by a tour bus and have to spend six weeks in a dodgy Bulgarian hospitall.

I wish we had a global warming on that island near Greenland so Josh could get his kit off...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:51 pm

Poof, the global warming forces him out of his kit but he's too sunburned and lethargic from the heat for any nekked activities.

I wish I could cheer Gil up more.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:13 am

(dammit...*pouts*)

Your wish is granted, Jenn - you cheer Gil up by taking him to the Caribbean for a holiday - unfortunately, you see a fat dog on the beach and immediately start to pound sand up its arse, abandoning Gil to a half-dozen tanned beauties who promptly shanghai him to their cabana...

I wish I could pound sand up a fat dog's arse.

Post by **iQuestor** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:45 pm

'Foomp.' Your wish is granted. It takes 234 stitches and a week in plastic surgery just to get your mother to recognize you.

I wish that that I was happier.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 4:07 am

POUFFE! (c'est tres chic, n'est-ce pas?)

YOu are happy happy happy, joy joy joy...unfortunately, your drug dealer gets arrested and you are left sans joysticks...

I wish I owned my own aeroplane.

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:10 pm

*fouf* Wish granted. Unfortunately it is a plane that flies only to rural Kentucky, where you are now forced to run moonshine to adjecent counties.

I wish I had some of that moonshine!

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:10 pm

Poof.

(Thanks, danlo.)

I wish I knew what cats were thinking.

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:14 pm

Stop it, Gunslinger!

*poof*

You have some of that moonshine. In your trunk. And Roscoe P Coltrain is on your tail. You flee at 90 miles an hour down the backroads of Tennesee, but you ain't no Duke. The flammable moonshine adds to the explosive effects of your demise.

I wish I knew what cats were thinking.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:37 pm

Pouf- the cat is thinking, "When that f**cker goes to sleep I am totally gonna rub my butt all over his face and pee in his shoes."

I wish I could find the perfect new place.

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Corrupt a wish