ABC Barbie

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:56 am

Zippo Barbie - a pyromaniacal Barbie that comes with butane lighter and refills.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:14 am

Anaphylactic Barbie - comes with emergency adrenalin shot and anti-histamines.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:26 am

Post by **Elfgirl** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:46 am

chicken barbie!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:46 pm

Disturbed Barbie....Barbie is VERY disturbed by the last two posts.....

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:40 pm

Edible Barbie...though unrelated to Elfie's barbies.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:44 pm

Frightened Barbie....frightened by elfie's barbie....

Post by **Elfgirl** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:05 am

Good Tucker Barbie - Elfie's barbie gets stuck in a hot oven for a couple of hours (basted regularly)...

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:43 pm

Hannibal Lector Barbie, she removes Ken's body parts and eats them with a side of farve beans and a nice chianti.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:48 am

Indigestion Barbie - hurls up the fava beans, comes with a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:53 am

Jihad Barbie

Post by **Elfgirl** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:56 am

Krispy Kreme Barbie - do I really need a description here?

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:47 pm

Liver disease Barbie, comes in a nice jaundiced color.

Post by **Gil galad** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:25 pm

Monster Barbie

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:15 pm

Nazgul Barbie, flying monster sold seperately

Post by **Gil galad** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:16 pm

Orbital Strike Barbie - make sure your shield generator is up!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:19 pm

Pudding Wrestler Barbie, comes with jello instant pudding and a thong bikini.

Post by **Gil galad** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:23 pm

Quickie Barbie - "lets go in here for a few minutes"

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:42 pm

Rough her up Barbie, comes with switchable heads, one has a black eye, the other doesn't.

Post by **Elfgirl** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:35 am

Slut Barbie...

oh hang on, that's the way she's always been...

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