But the one on the left wont tell!CovenantJr wrote:The bloke on the right definitely won't hit the bowl!Loremaster wrote:
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CovenantJr wrote:Or perhaps he's savouring the Cheerio...Loremaster wrote:But the one on the left wont tell!CovenantJr wrote: The bloke on the right definitely won't hit the bowl!

You do not hear, and so you cannot be redeemed.
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He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
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He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
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There goes my dinner . . . .CovenantJr wrote:Or perhaps he's savouring the Cheerio...Loremaster wrote:But the one on the left wont tell!CovenantJr wrote: The bloke on the right definitely won't hit the bowl!

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Yeah - toilet bowl Cheerios aren't my idea of cuisine. 

You do not hear, and so you cannot be redeemed.
In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.
He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.
He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
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He needs to observe a guy "in action". True, some aren't good role models, but I don't know if leaving anything in there for him to fish around for is any better.Seareach wrote:Ok...so here's the thing: people say "to get boys to aim their pee in the toilet try putting a table tennis ball in there for them to aim at". Can anyone tell me what one does if ones son keeps taking the ball out? Son of Seareach is so ball obsessed, the thought of having a ball in the toilet shouts out "save me" to him. I give up! He keeps coming up to me going "look mummy"

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I am utterly tired and mentally exhausted. I nearly collapsed at the train station on the way to work, and am at work now feeling odd.
Some valentines day . . .
Some valentines day . . .
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There have been some grand additions to the Chicken Crossing thread, that will probably make you feel better!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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I feel sad because Jay hasn't announced the contest type/rules for who gets the honor of the 10,000th post on "Guess the Next Poster" in Mallory's.....hint hint 

Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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I am feeling healthy if not particularly happy. Seems likt there could be nothing worse than being single on Valentines day. However, I look at the glass as being half-full - at least I don't have to put up with an abusive slob of a bf/husband/whatever. Some women do. I'm glad I have a brain (and I can kill you with it...




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Took Son of Seareach to Ed Gym today (that's gymnastics for kids). It was hot, he was running around for the whole 3/4 of an hour (he's always hyper at these things)...but just before we finished he threw himself down onto a high mat and ended up landing at the end of it, his head slammed down onto a lower mat, his neck crooked in this terribly weird angle. I picked him up, he lay there. I then stood him up and he fell down. The second time I picked him up he started wobbling and shaking like he was having some kind of fit. Raced him out to the foyer, they checked him over, gave him a cool pack, a drink etc. Soooo scary! Made me sick to the stomach. I still feel ill.
Long and short, he's ok. They think it was a combination of heat and disorientation due to the fall. Been told to take him straight to hospital if he starts talking about having a headache, if he becomes disorientated or fits again etc.
I'm just *so* not cut out for this parenting stuff!
Long and short, he's ok. They think it was a combination of heat and disorientation due to the fall. Been told to take him straight to hospital if he starts talking about having a headache, if he becomes disorientated or fits again etc.
I'm just *so* not cut out for this parenting stuff!

Nonsense! I don't believe that.Seareach wrote: I'm just *so* not cut out for this parenting stuff!
I love taking Sid to those sort of classes. I take him to a music class every thursday. It usually ends up with me and a group of other mums and dads sitting around singing nursery rhymes while the little terrors are off making their own fun. Sid is usually busy hitting/pushing or BITING some other kid. Ahhh, what you gonna do!?
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I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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Well, get cracking Jay, don't make me steal the smock and hold it for ransom!!!!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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