Corrupt a wish

[Cheval]

*Click*

You get your new camera, and all the fancy attachments, accessories, and unlimited 110 film.
(Yes, it is a camera from the '70's!)
You trade it off on e-Bay for a video camera,
only to get some bogus 8mm camera.
Girl, did you get ripped-off!

I wish I knew back when, the things I know now.

[Elfgirl]

POOOFFFF!

You are omnipotent, all knowing and back in the past. Unfortunately, everyone thinks you're a Nostradamus wannabe & lock you in the booby hatch for the rest of your life...

I wish for world peace..

[A Gunslinger]

*fouf*

You get it all right when a race of powerful aliens destroys the earth.

I wish the ability to read minds.

[wayfriend]

*CrackersAndCheese*

You cannot help but know the ending of every book and movie before you see it. This is pretty bad. But then you discover that the world is controlled by evil aliens who look like regular people but who read minds. If they read your mind and discover that *you* know about *them*, they'll kill you. You're only hope is to become a recluse in Montana.

I wish that they made more episodes of The West Wing.

[iQuestor]

"Kaspoink!' Your wish is granted. An entire season of new West Wings are released, starring Hillbillery Clinton as the new Commander in Chief. He/she/it finds out your a fan and sends you a photo to hang on your wall.





I wish I could get that image out of my mind.

[Elfgirl]

BADABING!

The image is out of your mind. Unfortunately , you are now ALSO out of your mind...

I wish more women would become world leaders...

[Cheval]

Yippity-Zippity-Tay!

90% of the world leaders are now women.
However, this causes more wars because the leaders cannot deside on how to "accessorize" the countries and spend most of their time shopping, looking for things that won't "clash" with the items the military has.

I wish I was the leader of my own country.

[I'm Murrin]

*poof*

Congratulations, George Dubya.


I wish I could get a full night's sleep in two hours.

[wayfriend]

I wish I could get a full night's sleep in two hours.

*shwooooooofwoop*
Comet Murrinbane, the largest comet ever discovered, flies in from another solar system. It doesn't strike the Earth, but passes by close enough to disturb the Earth's rotation. Spun up by a factor of 6, Earth's days are now only 4 hours long, and people have an average of only two hours of daylight per "New Day". Everyone now takes brief naps every couple of hours instead of sleeping through several days at once.

Unfortunately, the speed of the Earth's rotation means that objects tend to fly off when given half a chance. One day, while playing hoops, you take a jump shot ... and don't come down. The last thing you think of before you're brain freezes in the vacuum of space is: I can jump higher than Jordan ... heh ...

I wish the people at work would make a new pot of coffee when they finished the pot.

[Cheval]

Caffine-fever!

A new pot of coffee is made every time it becomes empty.
But the cost of literally making a new pot is costing the company money
(for the glass, metal, & plastic) and creates the need to cut the employee's pay by 30%.

I wish I was invicible.

[balon!]

SWOOOOOMMM

The workers at your office now make new pots of coffee. Unfortunatley, they use the same grounds over and over again. Eventually, your cup of coffee is turned into nothing but a slightly brown color water. Since the caffine level is so low you get into the habit of making cups the size of a 7-11 big gulp.

One day the filter is replaced and you die from ingesting so much caffine in one sitting.


I wish my fingers didn't hurt from playing guitar.

[Cameraman Jenn]

Poof* Your fingers are impervious to pain, however this cuts way way down on your ability to feel the strings and you then become a terrible guitarist.

I wish someone would post some more chicken quotes

[Cheval]

ZAP!
More chicken quotes flood the forums.
But you humans cannot understand "Cluck-cluck, peck, cluck" and therefore
loose all interest in all chicken posts.

I wish I had a self-cleaning house.

[stonemaybe]

*fart*

Your home is invaded by microscopic clean-bots that strip your interior to a CLEAN WHITE SHELL!

I wish I could play literati tonight without girlfriend getting into a huff.

[drew]

ZOINKS!!

The GF doesn't care if you play online games all night; cause she hooked up her webcam to her laptop, and is putting on her own shows on Yahoo Chat!!

I wish a good friend (any good friend) of mine would call me up out of the blue tonight.

[balon!]

Boof!

A good friend you haven't seen in a while calls you from his Utah bungalow to remind you of the hundred dollar bet you lost in highschool, and never paid him back. He gently reminds you that he now works for the IRS and not paying up would result in *cough* an uncomforatble position.

I wish it was sunny.

[Elfgirl]

freeeeeeeeeowwww!!!

It's sunny. You now live in Antarctica for six months of the year! Say hi to Mumble and his mates for me...and don't forget your thermal undies.

I wish I'd scored 69 instead of 68 in archery yesterday!

[drew]

By doing a 69 in the middle of the archery tournament, you (and the fellow who joined you) were disqualified and taken away by the police wrapped up in a blanket, and banned from competing in that tournament for the next three years.

I wish I was the guy caught with Elfgirl!

[Cheval]

You ARE the guy caught with Elfgirl... and the guy arrested with Elfgirl, and thrown into the same jailhouse as Elfgirl.
But...
you are thrown into a different cellblock from Elfgirl and now your cell mate (Big Bubba) wants you to do him like you did Elfgirl!


I wish I could travel through outer space and visit distant galaxies.

[A Gunslinger]

*fouf*

To the andromeda galaxy you go, but it takes 1186 years to get there...by year 60 you wish you had wished for cyrogenic sleep.

I wish I had time for the gym everyday within the confines of also having to work and hang w/ the family.