Songs you like to make fun of
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I giggle incessantly when I hear crap like "Your Body is a Wonderland". Shut up already, put on some REO Speedwagon, give her some cheap beer and try to snake a finger.
No one's buying the sensitive guy routine.
No one's buying the sensitive guy routine.
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Julie likes to sing "Papa don't Preach" at karaoke but she changes I'm keeping my baby to I'm killing my baby. Sick and wrong I know....oh well.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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In Scandal's "The Warrior" when she reaches the line, "Your eyes touch me physically" the girls and I always open our eyelids as wide as possible with our fingers and yell "NOINK!"
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Five For Fighting's "Superman". The song is fine, but when we were learning it for a gig, the lead guitarist kept singing "men weren't meant to ride with Klaus between their knees"....I just can't listen to that line without cracking up.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Oh, man, that band's song are ripe for making fun of. I think I've only heard two of them, but I laugh evertime. Especially the one that was in a bunch of commercials a year or so ago.dANdeLION wrote:Five For Fighting's "Superman". The song is fine, but when we were learning it for a gig, the lead guitarist kept singing "men weren't meant to ride with Klaus between their knees"....I just can't listen to that line without cracking up.
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There are a LOT of songs that I twist the lyrics around.
("I-I-I have become, Incredibly Dumb";
"If you're loosing your hair, don't you dispair - Rogaine";
"I'd like to get a little mud on my turtle")
Oh, I could go on and on.
That's my way of making fun of songs, good or bad.
("I-I-I have become, Incredibly Dumb";
"If you're loosing your hair, don't you dispair - Rogaine";
"I'd like to get a little mud on my turtle")
Oh, I could go on and on.
That's my way of making fun of songs, good or bad.
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"For millions of years
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Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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I beleive the Temple of the Dog lyrics are, "From the MOUTHS of decadance"
Little Star by Madonna, it's on the Ray of Light album..it's supposed to be thismantra to her first kid, it sounds like hell, and keeps repeating, "Never forget who you are, litle star."
Good advise mom, 'cause you've been like a ROCK never changing your image, or ideals, or message.
As if she spends any more than ten minutes per week with her children.
Little Star by Madonna, it's on the Ray of Light album..it's supposed to be thismantra to her first kid, it sounds like hell, and keeps repeating, "Never forget who you are, litle star."
Good advise mom, 'cause you've been like a ROCK never changing your image, or ideals, or message.
As if she spends any more than ten minutes per week with her children.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Sorry to double post; but I'm going to have to add pretty much any song by AC/DC...I know there are lots of AC/DC fans out there, hell I had a few albums myself; but you've got to wonder how much effort really goes into one of there songs eh?
They're about the only band who can get away with just writting about about Rockin' Out.
I can just picture them sitting around writting a new song.
"Hey fellas, I've just worked out a new riff"**plays a standard guitar riff** "Do you think it needs anything?"
"Nope. Sounds great, we're going to get you to play it alone for about 4 bars, and then the rest of the band will kick in for 4 bars, and then the singinga with come after than; do you have an idea for lyrics or a song title?"
"I wanted to call it, 'I'm gunna Rock out Tonight'"
"Ohhhh, I like it, the chorus could go like this:
I'm gunna rock out tonight.
I'm gunna rock out tonight
I'm gunna rock out tonight (Yeah)
I'm gunna Rock...OUT...TO...NIGHT"
They're about the only band who can get away with just writting about about Rockin' Out.
I can just picture them sitting around writting a new song.
"Hey fellas, I've just worked out a new riff"**plays a standard guitar riff** "Do you think it needs anything?"
"Nope. Sounds great, we're going to get you to play it alone for about 4 bars, and then the rest of the band will kick in for 4 bars, and then the singinga with come after than; do you have an idea for lyrics or a song title?"
"I wanted to call it, 'I'm gunna Rock out Tonight'"
"Ohhhh, I like it, the chorus could go like this:
I'm gunna rock out tonight.
I'm gunna rock out tonight
I'm gunna rock out tonight (Yeah)
I'm gunna Rock...OUT...TO...NIGHT"
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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drew wrote:Sorry to double post; but I'm going to have to add pretty much any song by AC/DC...I know there are lots of AC/DC fans out there, hell I had a few albums myself; but you've got to wonder how much effort really goes into one of there songs eh?
They're about the only band who can get away with just writting about about Rockin' Out.
I can just picture them sitting around writting a new song.
"Hey fellas, I've just worked out a new riff"**plays a standard guitar riff** "Do you think it needs anything?"
"Nope. Sounds great, we're going to get you to play it alone for about 4 bars, and then the rest of the band will kick in for 4 bars, and then the singinga with come after than; do you have an idea for lyrics or a song title?"
"I wanted to call it, 'I'm gunna Rock out Tonight'"
"Ohhhh, I like it, the chorus could go like this:
I'm gunna rock out tonight.
I'm gunna rock out tonight
I'm gunna rock out tonight (Yeah)
I'm gunna Rock...OUT...TO...NIGHT"


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Funny, I was just having that exact same conversation about AC/DC today.
"Had a Bad Day" is ungodly bad, and so, so easy to make fun of.
"Had a Bad Day" is ungodly bad, and so, so easy to make fun of.
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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