Lady In the Water
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Lady In the Water
Just rented it via Netflix. I must say that it was not as bad as the media/critics made it out to be! It was a little self-indulgent, but there were two fixes (easy ones) that M. Night could have issued that would have made the picture less so.
1) Do not call the Narf "Story"! For pity's sake, to do so guarntees that you are hitting your audience over the head with morality, etc.
2) He should have cast anyone, ANYONE other than himslef as the author whose "story" will sae the world. I have no problem with M. Night's cameos in his other works, a la AH. But this was a little sickening.
All in all, my favorite M Night movies are:
1) Signs
2) Unbreakable
3) 6th sense
4) Village
5) Lady in the Water
1) Do not call the Narf "Story"! For pity's sake, to do so guarntees that you are hitting your audience over the head with morality, etc.
2) He should have cast anyone, ANYONE other than himslef as the author whose "story" will sae the world. I have no problem with M. Night's cameos in his other works, a la AH. But this was a little sickening.
All in all, my favorite M Night movies are:
1) Signs
2) Unbreakable
3) 6th sense
4) Village
5) Lady in the Water
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I thought they wanted to colonize the planet.
Heh, sorry, but I expect a lot more out of my intergalactic traveling space aliens. If they're smart enough to build space ships, they damned better well be smart enough to realize that a planet has water, heh.
Heh, sorry, but I expect a lot more out of my intergalactic traveling space aliens. If they're smart enough to build space ships, they damned better well be smart enough to realize that a planet has water, heh.
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Actually...kevinswatch wrote:And yeah, like Murrin said, I wasn't too impressed with the rest of the film anyway. I remember not liking or caring about Mel Gibson's character at all.-jaySpoiler
I thought they wanted to colonize the planet.
Heh, sorry, but I expect a lot more out of my intergalactic traveling space aliens. If they're smart enough to build space ships, they damned better well be smart enough to realize that a planet has water, heh.
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they were here just to grab us and flee...not to colonize
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That said, my second (and third) point still stands.
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Yeah, Signs sucked. 6th Sense and Unbreakable were both good. The Village was tolerable. No plans on seeing Lady in the Water.
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EXCEPT for the tin foil hats!! the freakin tin foils hats are STILL funny.Syl wrote:Yeah, Signs sucked.
i'm still laugh when i think of joaquin's face and that tin foil hat.

sorry. i sorta liked Signs, even tho i know it was crap.
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~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
Signs looked and felt like a crappy European sci-fi film from the '60s or '70s. It was OK, but I doubt I could sit through it again.
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which can be fun if you're in the mood!Cail wrote:Signs looked and felt like a crappy European sci-fi film from the '60s or '70s.

Signs was an X File.

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to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
At best, Signs was an X-File.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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I actually liked Signs in that it was the private side of a summer blockbuster. The story wasn't about the invasion, bust the effect on one man's faith and family within the context of the invasion.
The one thing I find most formulaic about MNS, is that his main protagonist has a secret, and event or a choice made in their past which plays out in the here and now to help form the "twist" at the end.
All in all, I like his work though.
The one thing I find most formulaic about MNS, is that his main protagonist has a secret, and event or a choice made in their past which plays out in the here and now to help form the "twist" at the end.
All in all, I like his work though.
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I'm not sure what I think about Signs. I watched it in the presence of someone who had seen it before and kept tensing every time something was about to happen. Quite irritating.
Agreed. That's his pattern now, and I think it's a hole he's dug for himself. If he'd ditched the 'twist' formula after The Sixth Sense, it could have been a one-off, but by sticking with it he's now lumbered himself with the requirement of always having a twist. People expect it.A Gunslinger wrote:The one thing I find most formulaic about MNS, is that his main protagonist has a secret, and event or a choice made in their past which plays out in the here and now to help form the "twist" at the end.
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I enjoyed certain aspects of Signs, but yeah, I had already seen 6th Sense and Unbreakable, so I knew what was going to happen, and yeah, the plot holes were a bit gaping. I prefered The Village to Signs, and will be watching Lady in the Water tonight as Tom lent it to me. If MNS really wants to put in a twist at the end of his next movie, he should consider the fact that at this point, no twist would be the biggest twist he could come up with! That being said, all his movies have been worth watching to me; for whatever reason, I enjoy the way people act in his movies.
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Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
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I'm just a dandelion
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