I had the precdure done a few years ago. I planned it for Superbowl weekend. That way, Sparky got to medicate himslef with happy pills and watch superbowl coeverage ALL WEEKEND long! Uninterrupted, that is.
All Hail the planning skills of Guns!!!!
How do you feel today?
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A Gunslinger
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Cail wrote:
Kinda strange though, knowing that (after the next 20 or so times) I'm done with my childbearing years.
welcome to the non-procreation club!
ITS SO LIBERATING!! 
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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It's not non-procreation, it's concreation!
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
* * This post carries Jay's seal of approval
It'll be liberating when I can stop wearing this damn athletic supporter and go back to hangin' free, commando-style.
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Cameraman Jenn
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Congratulations Cail. Now stay away from the homemade short stories thread until your stitches are healed. You most assuredly don't want to read the one I just posted about High Lord Tolkien and Linden Avery's crepuscular love..... 
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Are you still throbbing, Cail? I have heard of guys who are fine and others who are TERRIBLE. I laid around for 1.5 days with happy pills and ice. I was pretty good.
Tell you a funny story. When I got prepped, the nurse did all she had to...I almost popped a wheelie...man that was close. Anyway, she said to me" ...the Dr. will be in in a minute or two; he is finishing his pot of coffee. "
I thought nothing of it, thinking more abouyt the procedure itself. He comes in says, "Glad to meet yo, and holds out his hand which is shaking like crazy (persumably from the caffiene)!
My eyes got real big, and then he let me off the hook saying that that is a routine he and his nurse do to eveyone.
Tell you a funny story. When I got prepped, the nurse did all she had to...I almost popped a wheelie...man that was close. Anyway, she said to me" ...the Dr. will be in in a minute or two; he is finishing his pot of coffee. "
I thought nothing of it, thinking more abouyt the procedure itself. He comes in says, "Glad to meet yo, and holds out his hand which is shaking like crazy (persumably from the caffiene)!
My eyes got real big, and then he let me off the hook saying that that is a routine he and his nurse do to eveyone.
"I use my gun whenever kindness fails"
Honestly, I was expecting this to be much, much worse. I shaved myself to avoid poking the nurse. Other than the needles for the topical numbing, I felt nothing during the procedure, though the sounds, especially the sizzling from the cauterizing, were a bit disconcerting.
I'm a little swollen, and just a bit sore, but that's it. I'll probably go back to work tomorrow.
I'm a little swollen, and just a bit sore, but that's it. I'll probably go back to work tomorrow.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Vasectomy! I say nuts to that! Not me, no way, ever!!!Eh, the sizzling wasn't too bad, sort of like crotch fajitas.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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In all seriousness, if you're not getting snipped because you're worried about the pain, it's nothing.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Sizzling nutsack.... I think that was an overshare.....
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Would you prefer Cojones Fajitas?
Testicular Flambé?
Blazing Balls?
Testicular Flambé?
Blazing Balls?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Cameraman Jenn
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hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!! Testicular flambe! Brilliant!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
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Big day for me .... let me explain.....
I've worn glasses since I was in kindergarten, 32 years. I had lazy eye/cross eye, had to wear the patch, taped glasses, do eye strengthening exercises, etc for several years in early elementary school. Back in 1993, an optometrist tried to fit me for contact lenses, but after several attempts over a couple of months, he gave up, and so did I. My extreme astigmatism is the major problem. It seems that my astigmatism is the kind that makes optometrists incontinent with excitement.
Back in December I went for an eye exam with a new optometrist in town, and at the end of the visit he asked me about contacts and I told him my story. He told me he thought he could fit me, would enjoy the challenge so if I would let him try, he wouldn't charge me for the additional visits.
So - I picked up my first trial pair of contacts today, and I can see fairly well with them, so well in fact that I'm still wearing them after 3 hours. They're not perfect, but they're dang close, closer than anything we tried years ago. I go back next Wednesday for follow up.
I've worn glasses since I was in kindergarten, 32 years. I had lazy eye/cross eye, had to wear the patch, taped glasses, do eye strengthening exercises, etc for several years in early elementary school. Back in 1993, an optometrist tried to fit me for contact lenses, but after several attempts over a couple of months, he gave up, and so did I. My extreme astigmatism is the major problem. It seems that my astigmatism is the kind that makes optometrists incontinent with excitement.
Back in December I went for an eye exam with a new optometrist in town, and at the end of the visit he asked me about contacts and I told him my story. He told me he thought he could fit me, would enjoy the challenge so if I would let him try, he wouldn't charge me for the additional visits.
So - I picked up my first trial pair of contacts today, and I can see fairly well with them, so well in fact that I'm still wearing them after 3 hours. They're not perfect, but they're dang close, closer than anything we tried years ago. I go back next Wednesday for follow up.
That's outstanding DLB. I totally take for granted that I have good eyes.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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Good for you Cail. Pity that most men don't think as responsibly as you do, or expect the woman to do the 'snip snip' or take the pill to stop conception. There are too many side-effects from interfering with women's 'bits' and even though your current stitches may be painful, you won't have any problems further down the track (unless you want a reversal of course!)
"Right away would be good. Right now would be better"
-- Nick Succorso
OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
Reversal? Hell no! I'm only allowing cutlery near the lads this one time.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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