CovenantJr wrote:Seareach wrote:Top of the morning to ye all!
To be sure, to be sure...it's the day of leprechauns and four leaf clovers, of pots of gold at the end of rainbows, and a day for Guinness and all things green....
Have lots of craic!
And watch out for the little people.
Cead mile failte; La le Padraig shone dhuit!


Saying "top of the morning" to an actual Irish person is like coming to England and asking for tea and crumpets while you watch the soccer - i.e. life-threatening
A cheerful St Patrick's Day to all Irish people, and "knock it off, you're not Irish" to everyone else.

Um...what's the expression that the Irish use? It's called "taking the piss".
Given the fact that my partner is Irish (ie: from County Cork, and has only lived in Australia for...um...5 years). Given that makes Son of Seareach half Irish. Yeah, I'm an imposter (although have you heard of the "Butlers of Ireland?).
As for "life threatening": hmmm...maybe the Irish people are different to the once I have met. I distinctly remember sitting in a snug in Kinsale with a whole lot of Irish people who kept saying to me "come on, do it again" (ie: in my cracking Irish accent saying "top of the morning to you, have you seen any of the little people? I saw tirty tree and a turd of them sitting on my tiny tum"...and they were all *very* Irish...and didn't seem to mind).
So, yeah...I assume I'm in the "A cheerful St Patrick's Day to all Irish people" category? Or do you beg to differ!