"Forthcoming in the next spelling reform (which is sorely needed to logicalize the English language): "Attic" is a space in the upstairs of the cottages of cute anthropomorphic mice and other children's fairytale characters. "Attick" is what real people have in their houses. "Hac", "pic" and "mattoc" are digging implements used by Dwarves, not to be confused with the real world words "hack", "pick", and "mattock". "Milc" is a magical drink while "milck" is what you can buy from a supermarket. C/CK will be added to the ends of the words that don't have the sound, so that it will be possible to differentiate between "horsec" and "horseck". In the name of logic and consistency, the C/CK suffix will always be pronounced. "

Does this mean that my white gold wedding ring is now a white goldk ringk, making me sound very German?