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Cheval
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Post by Cheval »

"Operation: Prisonbreak" underway.
Will have to get back at ya in a while.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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Cameraman Jenn
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Post by Cameraman Jenn »

Pissed off my husband when he found out about our date so he beat the smack out of me, but it's all good cuz he promised to buy me cable!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Quiet!! I'm listening to the sound of grass growing...
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Post by Cheval »

Ran up a $300 phone bill and now I have to spend all my free time
renting my body so I can raise money to pay the bill.

I'm only $299.99 short.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by Elfgirl »

Sorry - I'm all booked up for the next decade...
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"Right away would be good. Right now would be better"
-- Nick Succorso
OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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Post by Cheval »

Taking my fish out for a walk, I may be gone for a while.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by Elfgirl »

Utterly impossible...I have better things to do with my life...
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-- Nick Succorso
OK, so what's the speed of dark?- Larry the Cable Guy
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Post by Cameraman Jenn »

Vicariously dating you works much better for me....now go bother someone else.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

www.fantasybedtimehour.com
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Post by Phantasm »

Wanted to go out with you, but my nose hair needs trimming.
Quote - John Smeaton (Terrorists take note)

"This is Glasgow- we'll just set aboot ye"



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Post by Cheval »

Xylophone lessons started just today.
Can't miss a single class because someday I may be a ROCK STAR!!!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by Cameraman Jenn »

You honestly thought that was a serious yes? That just proves why I won't date you, sarcasm is completely lost on a ning nong like you.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Post by Phantasm »

Zit needed squeezing, and it's got more personality than you have.
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Post by Cameraman Jenn »

Already have another date.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Post by Cheval »

Bad hair day.
Not me, you!

You are frightening in that hairdo.
You make the Bride of Frankenstein look good.

And those teeth of yours... both of them... need emergency care ASAP!

Are those circles under your eyes or you just had a bad tattoo job done?

And try using SOAP every once in a while!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by drew »

Chev scarred me so bad with that last one....I'm giving up dating.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Post by Cheval »

drew has the right idea...
I just gave up on dating!
(Less hassles)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Post by Cagliostro »

Everybody sucks, so why bother?
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Life is a waste of time
Time is a waste of life
So get wasted all of the time
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Filed a restraining order against you last night!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Post by Cagliostro »

Gosh, I knew that was coming...
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Life is a waste of time
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Post by balon! »

Holed up in a zombie infested city...
Avatar wrote:But then, the answers provided by your imagination are not only sometimes best, but have the added advantage of being unable to be wrong.
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