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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
Sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
Chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --
Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9



And the #1 favourite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. --
Ricky, age 10
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Little Ricky will go far in life.... :lol:
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On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
This is my favorite, absolutely true XD If he figured this out on his own by 10 years old, he's more observant than any kid I've met. I thought it'd be the kind of thing you'd have to get firsthand.
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Holsety wrote:
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
This is my favorite...
That's my favorite too...followed by Ricky's! You're right, Elfy...he'll go far in life! :lol:
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even if she looks like a truck.
:!!!:

:haha:
that is hilarious...
I'll have to try that with my wife:

"I love you so much, mi amor, even when you look like a truck."

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8O

no. wait!....
~...with a floating smile and a light blue sponge...~
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Usivius wrote:
even if she looks like a truck.
:!!!:

:haha:
that is hilarious...
I'll have to try that with my wife:

"I love you so much, mi amor, even when you look like a truck."

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8O

no. wait!....
Aww, come on honey, you know guys love trucks! I meant figuratively!
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